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Hey, Kick-in-the-teeth Claptrap, you know who was also a halfling rogue, with a perfectly normal family made up entirely of Mumple people????
Penny freaking Luckstone, of The Seven Maidens.
And she had the Society of Shadows beating down her door for an internship after graduation. So that fully sounds like a skill issue for you bitch.
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I guess egg on my face for wanting something.
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yolanda badgood and lucy frostblade being cursed to wander a hell like afterlife because they refused to abandon their gods..... kristen saving them by refusing to abandon hers..... oh i love them all so much......
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finding out that people either choose to be consumed by the rage god or die makes lucy frostblade all the more tragic to me. like jesus this kid had to decide between the fire that warmed her in the dark and death and she chose to die.
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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight
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fantasy-mixtapes · 3 days
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daily self-affirmations 💕
my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti
i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium
i am not trapped in the time loop
i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ
i am not trapped in the time loop
i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
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fantasy-mixtapes · 4 days
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Disgusting and Rageful shout out to Brennan Lee Mulligan for creating his own “coughing blood discreetly into a handkerchief” symbol of characters dying of old age by showing them barely eating any food. I hate it. I hate you.
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fantasy-mixtapes · 5 days
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Wait.
If Jace Stardiamond is in on the whole thing what, does it mean that he made Riz Gukgak an honorary member of the staff for being in every student org…
When the other person who is canonically in every single student org is Kipperlily Copperkettle…
Who is obsessively hates Riz Gukgak…
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fantasy-mixtapes · 6 days
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I know like why the fuck does Jace “the only thing I have to do in my normal job is basically nothing and now I have to do everything and more” Stardiamond give a shit about any of this??? Why is he evil???? His job was nothing and now because of his meddling he has to run the most complicated school ever and is visibly stressed to high fuck?
Like I’d get it if he like was trying to be like “oh people think sorcerers are lazy and whatever and every other class has to do work but we don’t so it’s dumb that anyone is getting graded for this” but how does that translate????
Like is he jealous of aguefort????? Why?????? He could have just played hackysack with his students why is he like this
Keep trying to think of what the endgame is here. Jace are you that pissed at being over looked for principal that you took extreme measures? Are you being played by a bunch of children or are you pulling the strings behind them? Who’s trying to get into heaven and possibly resurrect or kill a god? What’s the end goal here?
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fantasy-mixtapes · 6 days
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im gonna fucking cry
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fantasy-mixtapes · 6 days
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Recently blazed through the Locked Tomb series, would people be into Locked Tomb character playlists?
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Couldn't keep myself away. Physically compelled to make this video because I couldn't get the pairing of the scene from ep. 14 and Of Her by Mannequin Pussy. I'm thoroughly obsessed.
As always, send feedback, requests, ideas, and just whatever. dying to talk music and nerd shit
Genres Included: Emo, Punk, Alternative Rock
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fantasy-mixtapes · 6 days
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Here's my casting of the Rat Grinders...
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Vic Michaelis as Kipperlilly Copperkettle
Ross Bryant as Buddy Dawn
Surena Marie as Mary Anne Skuttle
Omar Najam as Ruben Hopclap
Johnny Stanton as Oisin Hakinvar
Dani Fernandez as Ivy Embra
And here's my Lucy casting as a bonus ❤️
Alex Song-xia as Lucy Frostblade
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Quick edit because I am apparently not up to date on dnd controversies 💀
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fantasy-mixtapes · 9 days
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thinking about Buddy Dawn meeting helio in the afterlife. thinking about buddy dawn asking helio why betral happens. thinking about him (possibly) waking up to kristen, cleric of doubt and uncertainty, chosen of his god , who still doubted the church anyways, reviving him. Thinking about him waking up with the light of twilight and suddenly realizing that none of his frenids nor his god ever had his back.
suddenly realizing that bad things happen to good people. suddenly understanding that when you live your life with blind faith, your afterlife is disappointing, and your "frenids" slit your neck open.
Thinking about him going home to his (probably) ultra religious family knowing that helio did not save him or warn him about the knife at his neck, and maybe even resenting kristen a little bit becuse maybe the chosen one of the church would have been warned. asking himself for the first time why helio did what he did. wondering if this life was worth it.
maybe buddy dawn suddenly knows that this isn't the life he wants. Maybe it takes a whole ark for him to realize it. Maybe he takes revenge out on the rat grinders. maybe he takes his frustration out on helio. maybe he leaves helio for cassandra, letting himself revel in doubt and mistery, allowing him to question "why?" for the first time in his whole life. Maybe he leaves helio for ARNKANA, allowing himself justified rage, and getting the justice he feels he desrves.
god. fuck man. buddy dawn, i hope you find peace no matter what. and i hope you also meet your god and go, "He kinda sucks tbh" and you and kristen bond over that.
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fantasy-mixtapes · 9 days
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True Sight
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what 3 years of high school does to you
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I LITERALLY WAS JUST THINKING THAT
Look, I don’t know if we’re ever getting a Rat Grinders side campaign. And I also don’t know if this person’s ever played DND.
But I do think, if all the stars aligned, that Vic Michaelis would make a great Kipperlilly.
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