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Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers
It’s the Oedipus Complex
Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex
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All hills are silent if you think about it
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anyone else get their sleep schedule messed up when their neighbor starts an all-female tuba band that meets at 5AM sharp and doesn’t invite you
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Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing
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this is the funniest 8 seconds of television that has ever aired like this show was something else
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kirby and link are my favorite crossover friendship. its just intrinsically good
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Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
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Don’t mind me I’m just over here sobbing
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I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?
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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
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STEM students when confronted with liberal arts students knowledgeable about something they are unfamiliar with: impressive considering your career choice will make you poor. Did I mention I will profit and am therefore superior?
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list of men i trust:
john mulaney
andy samberg
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