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[fangshadowfur]

You carefully take your glasses off and set them on the desk. You look the stranger in the eyes and speak a single word, "Die." The strangers eyes widen and roll back as his lifeless body hits the floor. You pick up your glasses and put them back on, "And that students is a practical demonstration of Power Word: Kill. Be careful how you use it and make sure to single out a target, or else it will affect anyone who can hear you. Now turn to page 82 in your magical textbook as we continue our lesson from yesterday about Alchemical ingredients."

You are a lich who retired from villainy long ago and took up teaching at a magical school. Today someone made the mistake of threatening your students.

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You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive.

[fangshadowfur]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

🎬 Peter Jackson

+ IMDb trivia

[fangshadowfur]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

🎬 Peter Jackson

+ IMDb trivia

[fangshadowfur]

Of course they are intimidated. I can heal anything, and I don't charge exorbitant prices.

You are a supervillain with healing powers. The only reason you are labelled a supervillain because the American healthcare system is intimidated by you.

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You were a renowned individual in a world where certain mythical entities are real. Becoming a lich in order to continue your work was the best decision you’ve made yet! Though this is the 100th time someone has come to destroy you since, and it’s getting bothersome.

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Time travelers have realized that Bruce Wayne will always, without exception, base his crimefighting persona on the first thing to crash into his window on a particular night. Now, they have an ongoing contest to see who can make him adopt the most ridiculous persona.

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You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.

[fangshadowfur]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[fangshadowfur]

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

[fangshadowfur]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

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You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.

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The worst part of being the most powerful archmage is dealing with pompous kings and nobles who come complaining after you reject their equally pompous progeny from being your apprentice.

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“Are you two seriously back together again?!” your friends cry as they ready their weapons. The two of you try your best to deny it, but the national guard has already been called and all local governments have alerted.

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The entire Galactic Council rarely all agreed on one thing, but teaching the humans magic, that they all decide was bad idea.

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The extra cones and rods in your eyes make it easy to identify fake photos and videos. One day when you’re testifying in court, you notice one of the jurors is “fake”

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A fae forms a genuine bond of friendship with a human. As a prank another fae decides to kill their friend. Their ruler decides the murder did not violate any fae laws and issues no punishment, so the first fae dedicates their life to getting revenge by teaching humans all the rules of the fae.