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me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

#I actually read a book where profiling was this one person's whole thing #she could tell who someone was and what they wanted from small details #cool as a fictional concept #but not for real life

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A NEW COMIC

Darkwing Duck: The Return of Paddywhack (issue #2)

Part 1

Drake Mallard’s paranoia is starting to get to him; but perhaps it is for a good reason?

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A Well-Earned Rest

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