oh that’s not… that’s not the word, sweetie
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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google how to ask a good friend to hang out without embarrassment. google how to send text to friend without sounding like an insane weirdo whos never talked to another human being before. google how to text like a normal person. wikihow to talk to anyone
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This is so bleak, it looks like the sequel to Dashcon.
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Very occasionally, Twitter has some good advice.
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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
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How I feel in every conversation with my coworkers today
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God works fast but fanfic writers work faster
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Today's Public Domain Character
The Unknown from the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience
The Unknown is like an evil chocolatier who lives in the walls. While the story of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory are copyrighted still (i believe owned by Netflix currently as they bought the rights to all of Roald Dahl's works a few years back)
The Unknown is an original character that was created using AI to write the script for this event. AI creations are not able to be copyrighted. Therefore, its public domain
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Willy Wonka Glasgow event giving Dashcon
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I'm calling it now, someone is probably already writing Willy Wonka and The Unknown Enemies to Lovers fanfiction
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