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#hey guys remember when i mentioned the fly cuck chamber? #this is it

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

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Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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#my bf is gunna hate this one

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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Wake up, babe, new religion just dropped

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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

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Jr year baby!

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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

#14 YEARS AGO DUDE