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faintingcouchguy · 9 hours
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faintingcouchguy · 21 hours
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i have a very sudden and specific urge to see L hugging a massive blahaj
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faintingcouchguy · 1 day
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i’m not like other guys, i like talking heads, i like david lynch, and i know what harsh noise is
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faintingcouchguy · 1 day
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The Emperor and Ace of Pentacles
Today the boss is handing you the Important Orb of Significance.
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faintingcouchguy · 1 day
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Theyre just beautiful
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faintingcouchguy · 1 day
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This is primarily asking about roleplay as fictional characters, not romantic/sexual roleplay as yourselves, but feel free to apply to any type of roleplay you've engaged in.
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faintingcouchguy · 1 day
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old German lady gave me acupuncture today
she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"
my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.
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faintingcouchguy · 1 day
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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faintingcouchguy · 2 days
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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faintingcouchguy · 2 days
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fog of war in the grocery store
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faintingcouchguy · 2 days
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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faintingcouchguy · 2 days
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faintingcouchguy · 2 days
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faintingcouchguy · 2 days
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me in planning stages of writing: this fucks. this is gonna be so fun.
me the minute i sit down to write: language is an unwieldy cudgel we use to beat the human experience to death in an attempt at ever communicating fully with another being. i wish intelligent life had never evolved. i want to go back to the cell stage like in spore
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faintingcouchguy · 2 days
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about:
wiz, 32, US. I’m an editor and sing in a choir; feel free to ask about that, or most anything else. I’m on my phone a lot. xe/she/they
fire emblem sequestered @wiz-emblem
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faintingcouchguy · 2 days
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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faintingcouchguy · 3 days
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I love subjects and topics
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