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cats are so right about lying on the floor and doing a big stretch

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Hermitswap idea: the new guys Joel and Skizz swap species

it's weird to say but skizz looks wrong without wings....

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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

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The anti-mask brain rot is penetrating the hospital system in a terrifying fashion.

Masks are necessary for accessing central lines, and more and more nurses are starting to have issues with wearing a mask during STERILE PROTOCOL.

These lines are going right into our hearts and nurses are throwing tantrums about having to cover up their faces for 5 minutes.

This has not happened at my infusion center personally but I have mutuals and friends who have had to beg their nurses to put on the mask that literally comes in the sterile access kit.

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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daphne's blessing 🌿

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Tilin and Juanaflippa flower picking

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Pepito is this tall 🤏. I say pepito should be able to fit under one block

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#never tried doctor pepper #and i guess im not the shortest sibling yet but i realistically will be in a couple years lmao

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#no no prev you are ENTIRELY correct and i feel very vindicated that ppl from other countries also think that its strange #- a brit who also Does Not Get It

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hearing your mutuals voices for the first time is wild some of them are literally british

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not gonna say it again

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most of the people I’m fans of are 1) dead 2) problematic or 3) Shakespeare so it’s just nice to be in the hermitcraft fandom with creators who can’t/won’t/haven’t hurt me yet 😇

#loving the implications that shakespeare is neither dead or problematic #< prev lmao

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Shared Living Space

“What?” says Cell. He laughs, a creaky, lopsided sound. “‘Ground rules’? What are— What are you talking about? What the fuck is wrong with you? You’re being…weird today.” “What I’m trying to be is realistic,” Felps replies. “This isn’t Alcatraz, Cell. It’s my fucking apartment. I can’t seem to get rid of you, and you clearly want to be here because you keep breaking in, and if either of us do anything to attack or expose the other, everything goes to shit.” He throws out a hand. “So here we are. We’re stuck together. Might as well try to make this tolerable.” Cell stares. For all the deals, threats, and blackmailing he did in Alcatraz, it seems Cell never once considered the idea of a mutually-beneficial compromise, because this is the closest Felps has seen the man to genuinely perplexed.  Cell opens his mouth: “Felps I have no idea what you’re on about.” Okay, that’s fucking funny. “What I mean,” Felps elaborates, trying to keep his tone even and reasonable, “is that if you’re going to be here, you need to make some concessions. Like taking your boots off.”

Or, Felps attempts to negotiate a roommate agreement with Brazil's most wanted cannibal murderer.

✨reblogs✨ are always appreciated! ty!

TWs: knives, threats of death/violence, mentions of cannibalism, brief references to homelessness and past/present food insecurity, and LOTS of swearing

Thank you to @rabbit-harpist for inspiring me to finish this fic!! And shout out to @factorialsotherfandoms for going absolutely insane about Cell and AU-Cell characters with me. (Putting him under a microscope n studying him like a little bug fr.) Y'all are great :D <3

#ough this is still #one of my favourite fics #its so funny 10/10 would reccomend

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I recently finished The Tide Child Trilogy by R.J. Barker and well… Keyshans are rising in my sketchbook. Big shout out to TC for gifting me the books because 😭💙