Raise your hand if you started off as an overachiever and now you’re fighting off crippling anxiety and depression as you watch people catch up and surpass you while you watch your own grades slowly slip
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The Signs as Rick's Catchphrases
Aries: and that's the waaay the news goes
Taurus: gRAAAaass tastes bad
Gemini: hit the sack, jack
Cancer: rikki tikki tavi bitch
Leo: AIDs!
Virgo: lick lick lick my balls!
Libra: wubba luba dub-dub!
Scorpio: no jumpin' in the sewer
Sagittarius: burger time!
Capricorn: shum shum shlippity dop
Aquarius: uh oh, somersault jump
Pisces: rubber baby babby bunkers
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Time-Lapse Revealing the Intricacies of Different Release Mechanisms of Various Pills.
(Timelapseblog.com via Sciencedump)
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me @ people like me: you're okay you're valid and you matter!! dont let anyone tell u otherwise
me @ myself: *banging pots and pans together, chanting* FREAK! FREAK! FREAK! FREAK! F REAK!
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Poor Person: I need food stamps so I don’t starve.
Conservative: That’s lazy. Get a job.
Poor Person: Fine. I got a job, but it doesn’t pay enough. The minimum wage needs to be raised.
Conservative: Still lazy. Go to college so you can get a better job.
Poor Person: Fine. But I’ll need financial assistance to afford college.
Conservative: Still lazy.
Poor Person: Fine. I went to college, put myself in debt, and got a degree. But the only jobs I can get without experience are unpaid internships. Businesses should be required to pay their interns.
Conservative: …
Conservative: Still lazy.
Poor Person: How the hell do you expect me to get out of debt?
Conservative: It’s your own fault. You choose to go to college even though you couldn’t afford it.
Poor Person: But you’re the one who keeps telling poor people to go to college. Are you saying that I’m lazy if I don’t go to college, and lazy if I do?
Conservative: Yes.
Poor Person: Then what the hell should I do?
Conservative: Be born rich.
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