the house will never be truly clean. and yet we must never stop cleaning the house
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I should really find out how hard I can punch.
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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
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armand in qotd
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Shower thoughts: water
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guys, it seems tumblr went woke
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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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saw this on twitter
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in mindcraft when youre like auhh i fell and scraped my dick on the sidewalk i have to eat 13 steaks about it
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her: are you dumb
me: quite the opposite actually
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Here's a handy blanket guide to spotting and understanding misinformation about the Voice and then communicating that to people who are misled in a calm and reasonable way. Enjoy.
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rose tyler hated her shitty job, wore £1 mascara, charity shop sweatpants, boxed hair bleach, couldn't keep her room clean, hated rich people, was called a slag by the queen, constantly chat shit about her mum, slapped a guy that made her mum cry, astonished herself when she could do maths, 19 year old runaway, and the most beautiful woman on my tv 2005 - 2006
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One hill I will die on is that synesthesia is rare as hell and if you claim to have it I do not believe you
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