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people will read books they Do Not Like™ and then wonder why they hate reading
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cheese should be free for me. they should give me a little card that i show and it allows me to walk off with any cheese i find in a store or your home
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its also why i told you to wait last night 💀 was trying to see if my shitty wifi managed to get it posted
look at the salad I made
would you eat it. be honest
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look at the salad I made
would you eat it. be honest
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they moved wyll to the center for good pr
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this too shall pass
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also does anyone else feel like the death of public spaces and the subsequent digitization of all socialization has led to the downfall of subculture and the rise of aesthetic, which has in turn fostered a pervasive feeling of inauthenticity, as if we are, and are surrounded by, posers attempting to infiltrate a subculture that doesn't exist? clap if the death of public spaces and the subsequent digitization of all socialization has led to the downfall of subculture and the rise of aesthetic, which has in turn fostered a pervasive feeling of inauthenticity, as if we are, and are surrounded by, posers attempting to infiltrate a subculture that doesn't exist
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This is a safe space for whiners, complainers, bellyachers, and the generally unsatisfied
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😗🦶 [Gale disapproves]
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It's hard to be someone who is always objectively right because sometimes people who don't share this privilege misunderstand me or don't like what I have to say. That's ok because it doesn't change me being right
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I think traumadumping is epic in relationships actually. One time one of my coworkers, upon first meeting me, told me her son saved her life when she tried to drown herself. At least you feel comfortable around me 💁🏻♀️
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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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I'm trying to come out to you.
Well, don't. Don't come out. Go back in.
I don't wanna go back in.
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