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NEVERMIND THE MEETING HAPPENED

found the screenshot from the adventure bible and I'm obsessed

i knew girls are gonna dress up!! look at flertom! she's ready to charm that dwarf bachelor

mayjack seem to be wearing her "prettier" shirt and just regular boots. just like her dad. cute

puckpatti even brought some flowers!

#dunmeshi #dungeon meshi

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psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate

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"May thy riot gear chip and shatter"

Seen inside the occupied Portland State University library, where student protesters are preparing for a police raid

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obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

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yes carrie killed over 400 people ok. thats bad i know. but have you considered that i feel really bad for her :(

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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

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I never stopped being a good person, I just changed who I’m good to

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

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People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.

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i can't find the original post of this idea but im obsessed completely with Sam Reich! Master

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Washington State Republican Party decided this year (2024) they would take a stand against Democracy.

WA GOP meeting in Spokane: "We do not want to be a Democracy. Originally Congressmen were elected by a direct democracy, Senators were elected by their state legislatures, and Presidents are elected by the Electoral Collage. We are devolving into a democracy because Congressmen and Senators are elected by the same pool, a direct democracy. And with the national popular vote coming we are going to be electing our President by a direct democracy too. Bad Idea."

VOTE BLUE

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I love when people get the mystery Brennan's laid in front of them and Brennan just so proud says "no rolls necessary"

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Does anyone want to hear how I ended up using soap made of my betrothed's exes breast milk?