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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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The Panthers used to ride around and follow the police.

So the cops would pull over some sorry black person, and get ready to rough him up, but then there were the Panthers right behind them. Watching, armed to the teeth, and citing legal statutes. It’s inspirational.

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Nine would have thought Martha Jones was the coolest person in the world. Doesn’t even matter where in the timeline this was or what happened to Rose, he would have loved her leather jacket and her hairstyle. He would have loved that she was a DOCTOR! Her studying to be a doctor was so overlooked and he would have loved it. He would have thought she was the coolest person alive. Nine and Donna would have killed each other on sight

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i talk my shit but do you guys remember being 12 and in 2008 and you heard viva la vida by coldplay for the first time and you were like fuck this is so powerful. i'm going to kick the ass of god

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Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

#i am so going quote this while drunk

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i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

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me: boy i can’t wait to find the email i need by putting the exact subject line in the search feature

outlook: you’ve never received an email in your life. there’s nothing here, asshole. 2000+ unread btw if you even care

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so the new Hbomberguy video huh

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blorbo wrapped you thought about the same fucking symbolism and story the whole year you goddamn whore

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That post about 30 year old coming of age stories?

I’ve been thinking about it all morning. What would the plot points be for that? What makes a 30 year old coming of age story?

Old folks sound off in the comments

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“Robert Pattinson showed up with iPhone voice recordings and had already nailed the voice for ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’ before recording started. It was his first ever voice role and he finished in 2 days.” (source)

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that pencil necked old dude in succession will be looming, perched up in the set decoration like nose foratu

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im crying imagining his face when he realised this

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god bless rolling stone for having this article prepared in advance but even more so for publishing so quickly they didn’t even remove the placeholders

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hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

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Ecosocialist praxis