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Reblogging nasty shit on tumblr as if I’m not a shy bumbling mess of a thing irl
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wanted to recreate that ancient "put a / for the year you were born" poll, so. . .
also please for the love of hell don't put your age in the tags, i want this to be as anonymous as humanly possible
also please please please reblog the original post, at least for comparison and context!
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Having memory issues and holding grudges is a funny combination. I don’t forgive but I DO forget
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after much consideration i’ve decided to talk less
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please do not engage i am better as a concept
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pspspsps (me calling you into bed for cuddles)
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Just to be abundantly clear,
This Account Stands With Palestine.
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Maybe I just need to be dicked down until I can’t think the bad thoughts anymore
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You could fall asleep sucking my tits, if you wanted to 🥺🥺🥺
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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
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I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game
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