You can have dirty ass ideas when you’re masturbating but once you have come it’s all gone.
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Britney Spears has done more for this country than any president ever has and ever will.
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*masturbates the anger away*
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I cannot be the only one who at one side want to be on her own but on the other side want to lay down with someone hand on her ass
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Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.
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stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all
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hey trans friends
if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it.
you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.
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Everytime I see someone putting a man in his place I just say yaaazz girl rip right his fucking dick off.
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guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy:
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the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people
the worst is that I’m broke
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It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve
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June 8, 2018
Take my money. I’m so ready for these badass women.
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”I learned so much of tumblr!!”
Ohhhh honeeeyyy
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Once you have masturbated a couple of times you realize that it aint so fucking hard to get a orgasm and ya boy is just trash in bed.
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We have had periods for over a hundred years, yet the mother fucking doctors still haven't found a decent pain killer for it.
Yet they did found something to wake a limp dick.
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