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blizzard: we just can’t make traumatized female characters have depth…it’s too much work…we don’t understand women….women scarey……

bungie, writing eris morn:

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i unironically love the muppets i think we all do tho

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well.

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Have I mentioned how much I fucking adore this show?

Other shows: a season finale is a great time to kill characters. The end of the final season is the BEST time to kill characters bc we don’t have to worry about whether ppl will keep watching. Which deaths would shock ppl the most/make them the most upset hmmm

Killjoys: SURPRISE everyone lives. You live you live and you live. The main characters live the minor characters live. This is when we start bringing characters kiinda randomly back from the dead whatever. The villains of the former seasons? Happy awesome couple forever have some immortality friends. The biggest villain of the entire show? Also lives. EVERYONE LIVES THE END

#killjoys

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HELP

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us tv: reviewed 

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I am fucking dying

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#i love these two so much #killjoys #aaaaah

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Please listen to this sax solo that came from the goddamn veggietales larryboy soundtrack

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“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right

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Check the notes to instantly lose 2 months of your life expectancy.

why do we bash “dead-beat” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child had aphobic vibes? or if they’re on the anti block list?

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