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can I hug a wizard. I'm aware I may get mauled and that's a risk I'm willing to take. but is it bad for the wizards? I know they're wild animals but I love them and I want to hug them so much

it is not bad for the wizard it is so good for the wizard for you to get closer. to the wizard come closer alittle bit closer

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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

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Daily affirmations

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get ready for an exuberant summer

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im pretty sure i met an irl disney villain at my job a few weeks ago.

#as an artist and a banker I would go hide in my managers office fr #if anyone ever said that

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Picture means everything to me

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best burger joint in town got cursed by the wizards last week. instead of playing dad rock the speakers now play IF THE JOKER COULD BEATBOX on repeat all hours of the day. theyve been trying everything they can to fix it but the speakers just keep playing.

#put out a plate of eggs Benedict (without ham) and a cup of earl grey tea (specifically) #this should fix your problems :)

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London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

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"holy shit is that kurt cobain" still one of the best pics on the internet

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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

#yeah I’ve done all of these #it’s nbd tbh

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

#he was like totally mad #hits different from #he was mad

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Hmm yes I see your point, and your reasoning is soundly backed up with evidence, however- I CAST FILL URETHRA WITH SAND