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every day I think about how you could put lupin into the driver's seat of any conceivable vehicle, even one he's never seen before, and within a minute he'll be piloting that thing around like he was born to do it

cars? been driving them since his legs were long enough to reach the pedals

boats? ships? submarines? he's no stranger to the ocean

planes? helicopters? make sure you have a parachute ready, because these things rarely reach the ground in one piece

time machines? yes, those exist in lupin iii canon and yes, he's been inside one

#▸ minor headcanon #lupin loves a good vehicle. he should get more chances to use unconventional ones I think

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❝ I don't know about that. It looks to me like I've got the canine unit right here. ❞

Not his best attempt at a jab, admittedly, but the clever word games can be saved for later. Getting out of this plastic restraint takes priority, because of course Rover here isn't the type to use standard issue handcuffs. There's a razor blade hidden in his waistband, sharp enough that it should be able to slice through the ziptie in a couple seconds, but all this pulling and shoving keeps throwing his hands off balance and interrupting his attempts to actually grab the thing.

❝ Sounds fantastic, ❞ he spits. ❝ All your machismo posturing's going to look real good when that car arrives. ❞

Sulkily, he tugs at the hold against the collar, light enough to play the part of someone who does, indeed, care about the state of his clothes. Clearly someone hasn't been kept up to date on the kind of damage Lupin's suits regularly endure on the job, or else he'd be aware of how often the thief is left to flee the scene partially dressed or with his apparel in tatters. Lupin counts himself lucky if he can get back to hideout with his tie in a wearable condition, never mind anything else.

But this'll be easier if he plays along.

Just a couple seconds to himself. That's all he needs to get this great escape underway.

A hundred or more criminals had been under him before, and only one escaped after he put up a valiant fight to keep them restrained. Granted, Lupin was smarter than the upper 88 of them that had tried to pull some ill-attempted judo moves to take the control away. He's at least aware of most techniques to be wary of keeping his stomach unguarded while slowly, carefully manuevering down, to the thin ankles of the thief.

" You're lucky the K9 unit is busy with a bomb squad across town." He tightens his hold for the seconds it takes for a ziptie to be produced from his pocket. Handcuffs, no matter how much his fellow detective preferred them, proved over and over their ineffectiveness. As soon as they're secured, he pulls Lupin up by his collar.

" Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna stand still because I figure you care about what your suit looks like, someone's gonna come in a car to get you, and I'm gonna get some beautiful shut-eye. Sound good to you?" To further prove the situation, he tests how well the thief reacts to a shove- before catching him by his collar again, before he gets too close to hitting the ground. The grass is wet enough to be a slipping hazard, after all.

#▸ in character #cuttingcanine

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#▸ ship tag; lupin & jigen #▸ img. lupin #▸ img. jigen

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girl are you a kettle because you’re sooooo hot. and yelling atme

#▸ ship tag; lupin & fujiko

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@cuttingcanine asked: ☾ - from Shi-Long! / #I think lupin should be grabbed more idk

wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

Despite not being the one with the wolf (or, as he prefers to say, dog) motif, Lupin growls the instant his chest hits the floor. He already knows it's futile: brute force has never been his greatest strength, and this certainly isn't the first time he's been overpowered. But that doesn't stop him trying, baring his teeth in a wild bastardisation of a smile and fighting to get his knees underneath himself. This position unfortunately doesn't allow much leverage for his usual slip-away tricks, and he curses Lang for, knowingly or not, trapping him in it.

This is what he gets for taking an interest in someone. He didn't even steal anything this time!

❝ What now, Fido? You gonna keep us like this forever? ❞

#▸ answered #▸ in character #cuttingcanine

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#▸ musings & aesthetics

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alright. democracy ruled, as promised, and so here's what I'm going to do

a plotting call now exists! it can be found here

a wishlist will exist... soon. by the weekend, hopefully. as this is lower than the plotting call, telling me that it's not as big a priority to my mutuals, I'm not making it my top priority either

my meme tag is here, for those that prefer that. nothing in there expires, but I do ask that, if it's a symbol prompt, you send the prompt itself and not just the symbol. it makes life easier for me

my interest tracker will continue to be used, albeit less frequently than the previous three as you can see it was the least favoured

#▸ out of character

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Mutuals, like / reply to this to give me permission to discuss potential muse interactions, dynamics, etc. etc. with you. This will preferably be done on discord, so please bear in mind that I will be asking for that at some point if I don't already have it. IMs are just not my friend.

Alternatively, you can like this and add me: pompompluto

#▸ out of character

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the best way to interact with me is through ask memes, tbh. it's undemanding for my partners, especially the ones that need to work up courage to talk ooc or see how our muses gel ic-- both bonuses that plotting doesn't have --and I usually have some vague scenarios in mind when reblogging the prompts in the first place

I love sending ask memes

I love receiving ask memes

I love ask memes. I will always love ask memes. if ask memes have a hundred fans I'm one of them. if ask memes have one fan it's me. if ask memes have no fans I'm dead and buried in the ground

#▸ out of character #hey guys did you know I love ask m--

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RP blogs please reblog im curious

#▸ out of character #gonna be real: to this day I don't know what a reverse starter call is #and opens/dash comms are good for short-lived interactions; but they die veeeeery quickly. very rarely does a thread come from one #in my experience; anyway. maybe other people have more luck with them than I do

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I live!!

I'm reviving this rp account, so like/reblog to spread word around and let me know that you want to interact!

#▸ promotions #JOSHUAAAAAAAAAA !!!! <333333

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okay wait, let's let democracy rule for a second

#▸ out of character

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crying and sobbing and wailing as I try my best to arrange all the canons into some sort of comprehensible timeline (it's impossible)

#▸ out of character #every time I think I'm getting somewhere that five year timeskip between parts 1 and 2 comes back to bite me

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#▸ img. lupin #he's so excited about his yakuza car theft. shinobu is unfazed (he's just like his father)

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“i’ll kill you.” are we about to kiss 

#▸ musings & aesthetics #▸ ship tag; general

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#▸ promotions #rbing this promo every time I see it bc I DO love you and think you're cool

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@a-hell-of-a-lot-of-muses asked: © - (Reiji, pokemon verse!) / #I think lupin should be grabbed more idk

put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere

Pokemon Musicals aren't really Lupin's scene. As cute as the performers could be, he barely paid an interest to regular, human-led theatre as it is, much less the creatures' counterpart. But he's caught wind of a rumour that one of the idols here had commissioned a specially-made tiara, due to be unveiled whenever she next takes to the stage.

Naturally, the great Lupin the Third can't let such a rumour pass him by!

Unfortunately, he can't jump straight into the heist. Something like this takes weeks of preparation, of infiltrating the idol scene and wringing out each useful tidbit they had to offer. He has to know stage layouts, security schedules, escape routes. He has to prepare; has to flash his unexpected company a pleasant smile and a forged journalist's badge and go wherever the hand against his back urges.

Maybe he can ask for a tour, while they're both here...

❝ Mr. Kotobuki! The Nimbasa Tribune is doing a column on our region's musical scene, and as you can see, we're looking for performers to share their insights with our readers. Would you, perchance, have anything to say? ❞

#▸ answered #▸ in character #▸ crossover; pokemon #a-hell-of-a-lot-of-muses