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❝ I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be. ❞

meme. accepting.

Water is fucking wet, Lesley.

       ‘ Okay, I’ll-- batten down the hatches, get ready for war. And also notify Sadie. ’

#ans. #mordante

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       ‘ I have a girlfriend. ’ 

That’s the only argument he’s got against this. I have a girlfriend. God forbid anybody finds out his girlfriend’s a lesbian, honestly. He’ll be fucked! He’ll have nobody to hide behind! That’s actually a giant fucking lie-- Melissa would be perfect to hide behind, even if she was out. Something tells him she’d hit Les square in the face. 

         “Now, think about this, Wikipedia,” he starts. He’s got that TONE going that means something vicious is on the way. “Why would I let you go when I have a crush to hold over your head? Wouldn’t that make me a little bit of an idiot?”

#mordante #how to gracefully disappear in a room ( main. ) #mordante02. #[aaron voice] @death's sweet embrace hmu

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open.

        ‘ Oh, I can explain this. I can totally explain all of this-- Probably. No. Not really. I can’t. I can’t explain this, I’m sorry, I lied to you. ’

#open. #indie rp #open rp

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#about. #am i literally about to make a muse tag for sue heck #(i am) #mu. sue heck.

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      ‘ Shut up. ’ Give him a second to have a bit of an internal panic. ‘ Please. ’ A beat. ‘ Sir. ’ If you look closely enough, you can actually see him screaming internally. For a whole multitude of reasons, too! Oh, man. Fucking wild, right? Fucking wild. ‘ Sorry. I’m sorry. I’ll fire myself, you’re right. ’

He’s requested honesty. He isn’t expecting honesty. It stings just a little bit  —  but mostly because Aaron uses the word ‘soft’ not once, but TWO TIMES. Lesley is now officially closer to 50 than to 40, however, and would far prefer sacrificing his waistline over sacrificing his sobriety, so he cuts himself some slack.

         “You don’t have a crush, do you? The ‘softness’ doing it for you?”

#mordante #how to gracefully disappear in a room ( main. ) #mordante02. #rip aaron #u will b mist

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Cue the thumbs up Lesley won’t see. The glorified errand boy leaves the room and considers, not for the first time, quitting  his godawful, soul-sucking job.

You’ve already lost him to his work, there, Aaron.

         “Whatever. Sure  —  yeah. That works. Go on.”

#mordante #how to gracefully disappear in a room ( main. ) #mordante01. #bless............

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           didn’t anybody tell you?            didn’t anybody tell you this river’s full of lost sharks?

#indie rp #political rp #house of cards rp #hoc rp #oc rp #self promo. #reposts this bc i'm in tags ig!!!

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       ‘ Like a sandwich or something? Or sushi, maybe? You want me to just-- surprise you or something? ’

         “Milk  —  and not actually decaf. I was just using that for a joke. And grab me something to eat while you’re at it, would you?”

#mordante #how to gracefully disappear in a room ( main. ) #mordante01. #i can confirm that he would absolutely fuckin die

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      ‘ Okay. I’m-- er, are you sure? Yeah, of course you’re sure. Okay. I’m left-handed, I keep losing my glasses at the zoo and now my girlfriend makes a a big deal out of taping them to my face as a joke. You see, she tapes right over my eyes? So I can’t see anything? It’s cute. At least, I think it’s cute. We’ve been dating for like five years. Uh-- I used to lie on the floor like this all the time when I was a kid. ’

         “Enough.” Lesley does enjoy listening to this kid talk, which is probably why he cuts him short. Gives his own brain a second to fire back up. Aaron’s had his fuck ups, but so many fewer than the other interns  —  and because they were actually incompetent, the bullying wasn’t much fun. “Move on to useless facts about you. I don’t know you.”

#mordante #how to gracefully disappear in a room ( main. ) #mordante03. #how fucked up is that tbh

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      ‘ Okay, ’ he nods. It’s not like he’d ever not do something Lesley asked him to, is it? ‘ In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sundays. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is. In the 40's, the Bich pen was changed to Bic for fear that Americans would pronounce it 'Bitch.' Uh. The average human blinks their eyes 6,205,000 times each year-- ’

He doesn’t think it needs saying, so he doesn’t say that he has, in fact, had a tough day. Aaron is clearly capable of reading the room.

         “Tell me one of those stories I don’t pay attention to,” he says. “Or list off a few useless facts  —  that could do it.”

#mordante #how to gracefully disappear in a room ( main. ) #mordante03. #i know god

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        ‘ Mr Causer I, uh-- I don’t think it’s the clothes. Not that that’s even a bad thing I mean, I know I like a guy who’s a little soft. ’ Oh, god, that sounded gay. ‘ I mean, not in a gay way, just in like-- a-- heterosexual, dudes supporting dudes way. Chicks love soft guys your age. Totally. Only 20-year-olds get away with the being shredded stuff. ’

         “How about these pants and a different shirt? Different tie?”

Tricky spot for you here, Aaron. Either tell him now that he’s lookin’ kinda chubby or wait for the benefit and take shit publicly.

#mordante #how to gracefully disappear in a room ( main. ) #mordante02. #body image -- #why is aaron fucked no matter what

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@ofcolletion.

    ‘ I think my boss might be the Devil. You ever get that? Like, your boss? Being the Devil? ’

#ofcollection #how to gracefully disappear in a room ( main. ) #ofcollection01. #i hope this works !

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@missteaquist.

        ‘ I’m gonna be honest? I’m gonna be honest. I can’t drive. ’

#missteaquist #how to gracefully disappear in a room ( main. ) #missteaquist01. #can they bond ovr celebs tbfh

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#NDGHSDJGKSDLG #aaron & melissa.

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       ‘ Did you know China has more English speakers than the United States? ’

    ❛ why not, ain’t got anythin’ better t’do with my time. ❜

#foughtdivision #how to gracefully disappear in a room ( main. ) #foughtdivision01. #NICE nice nice !

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       ‘ Um. ’ Long pause. He can’t tell if this is serious or not. Eventually, he does as he’s told and lies down on the floor-- and, hey, this is kind of relaxing. Not the point where he’ll undo his tie, though. ‘ Tough day? ’

If he were in a different place, he’d poke fun at Aaron’s phrasing. But he’s in this place, so it’s better to be… softer.

         “Lie with me. I feel like fucking ridiculous down here.”

#mordante #how to gracefully disappear in a room ( main. ) #mordante03. #don't overwhelm aaron okay he might die he's not used to such positivity frm the guy

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@foughtdivision.

         ‘ Hey, you wanna hear a cool yet completely and utterly useless fact? ’

#foughtdivision #how to gracefully disappear in a room ( main. ) #foughtdivision01. #hope this works pal !