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                                     “from now on, call me hot lava!”

                                          ind. selective brion markov from young justice

                                                                         penned by mash

#ᵖʳᵒᵐᵒ #ˢᵉˡᶠ ᵖʳᵒᵐᵒ #[ hello u lovely people ] #[ slkjf i wanna write aaaa hmu ]

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guess it’s safe to say i don’t ship haloforce (violet/brion) in a romantic sense lmao. the show kinda ruined that for me. their relationship feels rushed and forced and honestly, cringy as fuck, soooo--- let them be friends. very good friends, just keep the boyfriend/girlfriend shit away from me lmao

#ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵘᵖ ᵐᵃˢʰ (ᵒᵒᶜ) #it was kinda cute from the start but the last few eps just went ahead and destroyed it #like god #can we focus on their characters instead of forcing them into a relationship? #i'd prefer to see halo's development and brion's for that matter #with everything happening i feel like a relationship would end up being just about the last thing on their minds lmao #this show #its getting worse :/ #and here it was off to such a great start #sighs #;;psa

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is it just me, or did writing really go down in these last 4 eps we’ve been given :/

#ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵘᵖ ᵐᵃˢʰ (ᵒᵒᶜ) #i'm just #not liking how crammed info is in these #parts of it were okay i guess but #feels too rushed #too--- idk underwhelming in comparison to earlier episodes and seasons? mmm

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wreaktor‌:

“I wouldn’t lose sleep over the whole ‘burning your clothes off ‘ thing, Brion. At least your dongle isn’t somewhere on the internet. My metagene woke up pretty publicly-I detonated after a sixteen story drop in downtown Boston. About an hour later, every local news team is getting footage of my body reforming, and I’m naked.”

@exilcdprince / sc

   "how unfortunate for you.” it’s not like he’s losing sleep over the issue, but point is--- it’s humiliating. embarrassing to boot, something he, as a prince shouldn’t be put through, much less with it being out of his control. and in front of the people who’d oh-so-kindly decided to take him in? even worse. “now don’t look!” he’s starting to think he ought to keep his lava-proof super-suit under his regular clothes, if he wishes to ... avoid mishaps like these in the future.

#wreaktor‌ #[ his maHTHER OF GŐD kills me t bh ] #[ god . this boi's a disaster ]

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foragcrr‌:

    ❝ forager likes violet … forager means halo !! ❞ forager observed the hero growing stronger with tigress. forager felt proud of his hive member and her new abilities. forager wonders if the reason geo-force is not succeeding in training with the superboy was that geo-force didn’t like violet or halo !! ❝ does geo-force like his fellow hive member halo like forager does ?? ❞  

@exilcdprince  liked from a starter from forager !!

   “i do think i have grown to quite like her, yes--- and you. we make quite the team, don’t we?” brion tries not to sound too giddy, too much attention gone into watching halo move around with ease, growing stronger and gaining more and more control with her set of powers to keep up with his own training---- she’s a distraction and it shows in his training. he’d gotten sloppy, though the prince hopes forager hadn’t quite picked on .. that. “why?”

#foragcrr‌ #forager is too precious for this world #also tfw ur crushing hard and dont want ur alien buddy to figure it out

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i finally made a proper theme for myself !!

#ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵘᵖ ᵐᵃˢʰ (ᵒᵒᶜ) #kinda proud of it tbh #lemme know how it looks?

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    ❝ hello, alien. forager means human !! human, forager is forager !! ❞

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#ᵖʳᵒᵐᵒ #[ BLESS THIS ] #[ I WILL DIE FOR FORAGER ]

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Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

#;;tbd

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❛ this was at NINE in the MORNING. ❜

   “is---- nine in the morning considered an ... early time to be awake?” all things considered, the rest of the happy harbour house residents hadn’t quite expected to be awoken by the ground shaking and lava, erupting and burning down a good chunk of trees. “....morning practice.” he also needed to unwind, but practice is as good of an excuse as any.

#[ i'm laughing omfg brion ] #morzzcode

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❛  you ever seen a ghost?  ❜ she’s making small talk

   that’s an ... odd way of starting a conversation. the prince’s brow perks up, before he shakes his head. “ .... in movies? yes---- why---- what is the point of this nonsense?”

#[ bLESS HER ] #artemisb07

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` i smell a robot. prove - prove, prove. prove to me you’re not a robot. `

     “.....”

     “do i LOOK like a robot to you?”

#[ sdgdh whY DOES HE WANNA FITE EVERYONE ] #[ brion CHILL ] #timesped

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shetigre‌:

(    *   starter call     \    @exilcdprince.

❛    i know it’s a lot to take in––-    not to mention it’s a huge adjustment,    but if you’re going to have any hope of making a difference and getting somewhere then you’re going to need to know this stuff.    these things take time to learn but you’ll be glad you did later.    ❜

 “oh right, it is just one thing after another----” the prince tries his damndest not to throw both hands into the air, the constant training, fatigue and worry over his still missing sister clearly getting the better of him. “you say we need training, day after day, yet you have also promised that we would go find my sister!” that is why he stayed after all. certainly it had been grayson who’d thrown that at him, but alas. “i’m done training every single day--- i can handle this--- stuff!”

#shetigre #[ good lord he wants to fite ] #[ brion please chill ]

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❛ fuckiNG WH A T? ❜

         “that----- was not me.”

   no, the smoldering bike, which just happened to be the unfortunate target of brion’s anger and--- lack of aim definitely wasn’t his fault. he’s not quite sure where artemis is getting it from, despite the guilty look either.

#[ ............. he was tryna practice--------------- ] #tigrief

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‘ no one is leaving and no one is dying . ’

      “that is awfully optimistic of you.”

  something the young hero seriously lacks at this moment, but all in all, he hasn’t had plenty of time to adjust just yet. he’s also being overly dramatic, to be fair, the situation far from as bad as brion is making it out to be. but hey, props to grayson for trying to ease some of the worry, even if not as successful as he might have hoped for.

#asterbatics

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tigrief‌:

❝ alright. no questions about home. noted. ❞     she can understand why it’s a touchy subject. after all, she spent months hiding her truth from her team. she let a mission fail because she was so scared they found find out about her family.     ❝ i get it. it’s new and scary, but you need to stay level-headed. don’t let your anger and insecurity be your weakness. they’ll exploit it. ❞  

   “it is not exactly a good conversation topic, all things considered.” and they all ought to know why. with his brother literally kicking him out and the politics over metas still on-going, it’s .. better not to talk about that, really. “please--- i am not angry, nor am i insecure.” the bitterness behind his tone may suggest otherwise, but he’ll deny it first, before agreeing that yes, this all is absolutely new and terrifying, if he’s honest with himself.

#tigrief‌ #artemis is trying tbh #too bad brion's temper is.. what it is

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*  JOHN  MULANEY ;  KID  GORGEOUS  AT  RADIO  CITY .

❛  this is so much nicer than what i’m about to do.  ❜ ❛  it’s really… it’s really tragic.  ❜ ❛  what a historic and beautiful and deeply haunted establishment.  ❜ ❛  i keep walking through cold spots.  ❜ ❛  i wonder who that used to be!  ❜ ❛  that’s where we are conversation-wise in our relationship.  ❜ ❛  well, here goes nothing - you ever seen a ghost?  ❜ ❛  you ever seen a ghost?  ❜ ❛  — which is the BEST answer.  ❜ ❛  say more right now!  ❜ ❛  LET’S CHANGE THE SUBJECT!  ❜ ❛  this is a weird topic.  ❜ ❛  none of us truly know our fathers.  ❜ ❛  that’s just the setup to my story, so forget about that poor son of a bitch.  ❜ ❛  and where were you?  ❜ ❛  so you saw what happened and you did nothing?  ❜ ❛  let me ask you this - in nazi germany…  ❜ ❛  just explain to me this - how are you BETTER than a nazi?  ❜ ❛  when he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work.  ❜ ❛  we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that.  ❜ ❛  what would leonard bernstein do?  ❜ ❛  tell him we’re here!  ❜ ❛  this is the closest we get in adult life to assemble.  ❜ ❛  you bought tickets, you knew this was coming.  ❜ ❛  i guess they’re finally gonna kill us all.  ❜ ❛  we are pretty big assholes.  ❜ ❛  i used to smoke crack.  ❜ ❛  freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man.  ❜ ❛  sit up straight! show some respect!  ❜ ❛  i want to talk about what happened yesterday.  ❜ ❛  oh, you mean like - having friends?  ❜ ❛  — and they may just have to kill you over it!  ❜ ❛  none of that matters, but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❜ ❛  that was the general tone.  ❜ ❛  you remember the scourge of muggings when you were in second and third grade?  ❜ ❛  this was at NINE in the MORNING.  ❜ ❛  now i’ve thrown him off his rhythm!  ❜ ❛  a phone book doesn’t leave bruises!  ❜ ❛  i’m still terrified of secondary locations.  ❜ ❛  if i’m at a place, i never wanna go to another place.  ❜ ❛  i thought i’d be dead in a truck with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.  ❜ ❛  GIVE US SOME MONEY.  ❜ ❛  WE WANT A GIFT. BUT ONLY IF IT’S MONEY.  ❜ ❛  what kind of a cokehead relative? you SPENT IT already?  ❜ ❛  i gave you more money than the civil war cost and you fucking spent it already?  ❜ ❛  if you’re an adult still giving money to your college, college is a $120,000 hooker, and you are an idiot who fell in love with her. she’s not going to do anything else for you.  ❜ ❛  hey, it’s been a while since you’ve given us money!  ❜ ❛  because you should be concerned!  ❜ ❛  hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ‘cause it sounds like he sucks, and i’ll totally kill that guy for you.  ❜ ❛  i’m in a new phase right before ‘old’ called gross.  ❜ ❛  but only you know where the bathroom is.  ❜ ❛  i smell a robot. prove - prove, prove. prove to me you’re not a rOBOT.  ❜ ❛  look at these curvy letters! much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say?  ❜ ❛  is it an E, or is it a 3? that’s up to ye!  ❜ ❛  but now it’s time for the robot test!  ❜ ❛  fuckiNG WH A T?  ❜ ❛  think about that for 2 minutes and tell me you don’t want to walk into the ocean.  ❜ ❛  thank you for clapping for my political gazebo material. i’m very brave.  ❜ ❛  everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time.  ❜ ❛  things are getting pretty sticky.  ❜ ❛  it’s like there’s a horse… loose in a hospital.  ❜ ❛  i think everything’s eventually going to be okay, but i have no idea what’s going to happen next.  ❜ ❛  get out of here with that SHIT.  ❜ ❛  WE’RE WELL PAST THAT.  ❜ ❛  i dare you to do it. i want you to do it.  ❜ ❛  i don’t remember that in hamilton.  ❜ ❛  it’s tomorrow now.  ❜ ❛  just because you’re accurate does not mean you’re interesting.  ❜ ❛  you might think that’s an ignorant answer, but it’s not. it’s a great answer.  ❜ ❛  i don’t care for these new nazis, and you may quote me on that.  ❜ ❛  i know all that, how do YOU know all that?  ❜ ❛  i’m allowed to make fun of ___. i asked them, and they said yes.  ❜ ❛  the bread of bread is bread. bread is god is bread.  ❜ ❛  it’s just… dads, singing SO loud.  ❜ ❛  GOD CAN’T HEAR YOU.  ❜

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