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I wrote in this post why Hogwarts Legacy is antisemitic and why playing this game, even pirated, is like printing out an antisemitic caricature and saying "I just like the art."

I was right.

If you play this game, fuck off and stay away from me.

Sorry, finding this out almost made me cry.

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Every time I see the size of those hands I'm like : 👀👀👀 😳😳😳😏😏😏

Also, I am convinced that I would single-handedly defeat Azog.

How, you ask?

I'd fuck my way through the line of Durin, and ensured it's continuation.

THORIN? Gimme those big fingers and that dick.

Fili? My sweet prince, my lion, my body is READY for that cock.

Kili? I mean, I know he's into taller chicks, but come on, before Tauriel, I'd definitely want to have a one night stand ( at least)

Yes, I'm a horny lil shit, but you knew that.

imagine comparing hand sizes with Thorin. I mean just look.

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Yep.

not to be controversial on main but Twilight would definitely be one of those movies Armand makes Daniel watch over and over

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All collaborations.

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huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever

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fandom kids these days really be out here pretending like fandom wasnt invented by housewives that were super into star trek 

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i relate to hannibal lecter not only because im on my knees for will graham and that i like fancy ass clothes but also because i too think that some people should shut the fuck up for once and be consumed

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We are all mentally ill and unstable.

i genuinely would like to see a study on how the fuck the hannibal nbc fandom has remained not just active but thriving online when the show ended in 2015. other more recent shows have come and gone in the years since then but we’ve still got new fics and art and posts happening daily?? how does that happen

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In my defense, it was looking at me first.

Will Graham + his slutty little t-shirt and boxer shorts

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I am, unfortunately, still in my season 1 era.

I really like Will Graham’s evolution from being innocently unstable in season 1 to maliciously unstable in season 2

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This gave me serotonin.

little bear

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I'm naming this the Hannibal sweater

And it’s done.

#hannibal lecter #hannigram #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham