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If a socialist country wanted to pay me to do podcasts with their equivalent of Joe Rogan and talk about how Americans gotta eat rats to survive I would take the opportunity in a heartbeat. "Sometimes I would be too weak to hunt" I'll say "I had to lay on the floor and suck the marrow from each tiny bone"
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obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible
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feeling like superwholockgirl5836 in this blog tonight
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haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday
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you’re laughing. the angel went to superhell for being gay so that georgia would go blue and you’re laughing
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*God trying to tie up all the loose ends for the final season of Earth*
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me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me
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ladies do we care? do we care anymore ladies,?? do we care? ladies do we? do we care anymore ladies???? ladies do we caree??? do we?????
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Ari Aster is like…witches! Cults! The inherent trauma of being a woman! And honestly, I feel seen.
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me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*
my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative
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Women be treating themselves to special groceries and cheeses when they can financially
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happy gone girl day
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which is worse: man who likes music or man who likes movie
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houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...
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