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evilvillain123456789 · 13 hours
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Hi! Thank you for reaching out to me about your decision. While I am disappointed that I will not be considered for a position at your company, I am grateful for the opportunity, and I do hope you'll keep my resume on file in case another position becomes available. Attached please find pictures of my penis And scrotum shortly after self-mutilation with a dull pocketknife. Thank you for your time and I look forward to any future correspondence.
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evilvillain123456789 · 16 hours
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daily affirmations
I am a vortex of Bullshit
I attract Toxicity
I attract Negative energy
Wealth and Success flee from me
Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder
My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons
Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall
My Crystal's are Busted
My Chakras are Spinning Backeards
My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet
I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred
I attract Drama
My Children Hate me
Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds
My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's
My OF is Failing
My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned
My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak
I have Ozempic Face
I have Nothing
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
MY LIFE IS fucked.
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half my brain is in my teeth and I feel my consciousness eroding everytime I drink the warheads flavored energy drink but that shit taste's so guud plus I have a huge fucking bimbo fetish
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dear topsters guy. you made me lose two charts i had in progress. you are sick and i am going to find you and put you out of your misery.
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i didn't mean to post this
every time I encounter and obstacle in my path I have to rotate thru the next highest demension of space time andit basically scares the fuck out of me and shatters my psyche but yah
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every time I encounter and obstacle in my path I have to rotate thru the next highest demension of space time andit basically scares the fuck out of me and shatters my psyche but yah
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at first i was a bit skeptical about this whole mental illness idea but now im kinda thinking i might have one or two of my own
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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Pet Releaf® Hip & Joint Edibites will have you Walking down the side of the County Road sniffing for Squirrel Bones among the dense wild Hedge rows and piles of Refuse
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I can easily perform my duties as the Supreme pontiff of the Roman catholic church I can safely perform my duties as the Supreme pontiff of the Roman catholic church My papal encyclicals are important The Roman curia is helpful to me and respects my authority The Holy See has a good relationship with the government of Italy and the Italian catholic dioceses Cardinals are nice to me Swiss guardsmen are nice to me I look cute in a mitre I am capable and worthy to occupy the seat of St. Peter I can quickly and easily identify conspiracies to undermine my authority Conspiracies against me fail quickly and easily I am loved and respected by the catholic laity and clergy I am beloved by nuns I am not afraid to enter and occupy my small bulletproof glass chamber during the papal motorcade Occupying a small chamber made of bulletproof glass is not scary   My papal motorcade is easy and being enclosed in the bulletproof pope cage does not make me upset or scared I enjoy my motorcade and do not have a panic attack because of being enclosed in a pope-sized chamber The popemobile is safe for me The popemobile cannot hurt me Celibacy is OK
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he's the first rapper in history to be killed by an anti-tank rifle. blew his head smooth off while he was driving, bullet overpenetrated and got one of his producers sitting in the back too
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Natural World Patch Notes 4/17/2024
-all bugs now scream in pain and fear when you hurt them
-the post-rain smell is now distinctly worse, slightly nauseating
-icicles can now form in any temperature if humidity is high
-stars in night sky are 14% dimmer
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most common lies...
"I'm fine"
"I am having a conscious experience"
"My brain is so pink and human and is living inside of meninges and cerebrospinal fluid; there is not a silicone pod full of saline inside of my skull"
"I am a real human with a sense of ego and not several thousand roach brain wired into a nervous system where the cortices should be, shallowly imitateing hominid behavior but unable to form a subjective impression of itself"
"I have blood"
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my ass is so full of shit that it’s pussing the juice out of my pussy
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Cultivating my male spirit thru semen retention and fasting most of the day (OMAD) I can feel Energies of the Red Dragon (fire, masculine energy, creation) at war with the Emanation of the Thunder Dragon (fire, masculine energy, war) all of this happening deep within me-- changing me, shaping my body and my psyche into osmething different, more powerful. My earthly desires leaving me, melting away... Obsessions no longer there. What remains is a deep and profound urge to fire a bolt action pistol into a crowd of strangers. And if I do finally get down to doing it maybe firing off 4-5 rounds before someone tackles me to the ground because Im taking too long loading another round with my chubby pussybwoy fingers. One of them have better hit a child or a dog, seriously
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Dear god I think i left my darling Littlespace passenger princess sleeping on their tummy Oh god i dont hear anything on the baby monitor. Jesus christ , God
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Well... Rainbow dash told me to tell you her top surgery scars have healed incredibly well over the past years. And that she still thinks of you from time to time. And she misses what the two of you had, the good times, the.. the memories. The laughs. god, the laughs.
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