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Recount of my day

Spent the last four days locked up in my factory picking up materials off the ground in crumb ambounts to consolodate together on something iBeen designing called the Juno's Safe Current Inverter Superclocked edition and even if most the chassis is made of LDPE Which is highly flammible but due to how I basically took all the necessary procautions You honestly don't even need to worry about the ramifications and seriously it really doesn't even get that hot once there gets a flame there so and its not even like you would want to use it for a application where that matters Plus it is actually really useful for harming others

New TV I built doesnt even run at 6ghz which I might as well bin it if you know what I'm about but it at least runs at 61 FPS Which the extra frame is for displaying diagnostic data for extremely useful purposes so that every 60 frames you basically just honestly get to check up on what its happening and how its doing which is invaluable which is prossibly not useful for most individuals or dividuals or animals or other or but really its just because I'm doing something important that if I didn't have this feature honestly I would just throw it away but I'm probably going to burn it alive anyway after tourturing it a little due to the first point

Just sold Pokemon Rewards Hunters Temptation of Sin edition at the local Hardware Store which honestly I only got like $2,000 or so out of it because that all they had in the safe but I honestly am just chilling a good time out and plus that one was a classic so now they got that in stock they are going to be making that money back anyway plus since they are greedy losers its basically just going to bring them back up to their level and the look on their faces when the community hears news of their new Stock its going to be a lot like pigchamp

Game! Just made it rain water at the smash turnament with the smog from my cigar which if blown directly at the smoke detector will remind the attendees of Nimbus clouds and ear shatteringly good noises to add to the tension of the fight which is pretty much honestly what happened because I did that so that was a refreshing change of pays at the event and plus the water was freeer than the ones in the bottles because they have to pay for those and at the end of it all We just really had a good time and got wet and the consoles were fine because of my intervention

Don't even like sending and receiving packets at this point with the way things and more have been progresing I hit up my girls and personal human male outstandingly obedient reluctant laborer via my new Networking Paradise which is a set of protocols i developed into a stack which could fall over at any moment if it werent written by such a highly trained team of prodigys and I'm willing to test it out on a more widespread fashion with some less aware partisipencts or less willing so if you got a machine with a SmartScreen thats Dumb instead we can hook up plus My machine is immune to bacteria viruses and parasites and fungus so you can garantiee that your sh'l;4bt is safe with me 😊

Floated off into the atlantic on occident which was just honestly a perfectly cute experience I was on just relaxing on my 200k ft long party bota and the waves just made me pour it up a little too wide and the slip I surped was a little too lot which seriously just dragged me down into a spiral of conflict with the ghost guard once we arrived back on at the Port and even though me and the girls knocked about 300 ms worth I didnt even get nothing out of it caurse I'm ashamed of how floated off we were and the waves made my girl Acrobat buggy and it was just a super stressful concequenice of the situation but You know what I dont regret it Why is that Juno everyone keeps asking me Well consider this I have a really long boat that floated off into a relaxation state much in the ways that we were and if you cant appreciate this about life then maybe you should try harassing the coast guard on your really long boat that is honestly unavailable nowadays because I made the only one and it took hours of my time

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every friend group has the one guy with a tiled basement the floor of which slopes towards a drain at one end

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guy who enjoys german class a little too much: ancient slavs had words of power they used to shout mountains apart

girl who collects crystals: that's actually true as fuck

70 year old professor who sometimes calls students "comrade": faggotry is actually good, I don't have a problem with faggotry, Aristotle was a faggot, Caesar was a faggot...

guy behind me: YOOOOO check it out (pulls up beheading video on a chechen telegram previously unknown to mankind)

Professor: ...Galileo was a faggot, I think Napoleon was a faggot, Comrade Tito probably wasn't a faggot but...

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if prev had your luxury credit card what would the credit card information be

#3

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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families

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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently

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#girl at that point just use random.randint(1¸ 3)

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would be less mad about advertising being everywhere if they were all like this

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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

#looking forward to seeing you in the lab again next tuesday!

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driving is so freaking fun guys dont you just love being in a big metal thing that can completely crush you if someone feels like doing stupid things on the road