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I need to change my passcode more often holy-

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Thoughts on werewolves?

dude I hate those freaking fake umbral losers. Just say your a Furry, their so much cooler. hate those guys.

#ooc eh pretty cool. vampires are cooler

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Wh- no wait this is awesome, we should blow up FARTs now

Petition to refer to TERFs as FARTs, which stands for Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Tranaphobe

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guys stop giving me notes until tomorrow we hit funny number

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Ho boy time to check the ask blog

#We should give this person 10k asks

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well considering I’m already in the photos…

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Hey. Please have the light dim.

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

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I wanna visit my friend, but I’m never invited-

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Redemption

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Ih you rea- oh hey they’re taking stakes instead of spears this time, they’re learning! Oh uh… Gotta go!

Oh my god my fangs are back.

I have vampire fangs again. This is awesome.

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hey. What if they are. Like now. What if they are now.

Oh my god my fangs are back.

I have vampire fangs again. This is awesome.

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Don’t worry about it (:

Oh my god my fangs are back.

I have vampire fangs again. This is awesome.

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Glad to hear it’s spreading. Despite the best efforts of SOME people…

Oh my god my fangs are back.

I have vampire fangs again. This is awesome.

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You fool I ALSO HUNT AT DU- oh theres a lot of you uh I’ll come back later

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*immediately throws it at you*

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

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SHE CAN BLEED

Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

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How do vampires shower? Same as you, mortal! First we get nice a

Sorry for the long post :)