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had a poem i wanted 2 post on here but im on mobile and formatting is hell so you all will have to wait (too lazy to boot up my laptop)

#i always forget i can just do that. i can just post poems here if i want to lmao

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yoohankim horses. yoo joonghorse, kim horseja, and horse sooyoung ..

#never was there a reader with a viewpoint more omniscient

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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person who has only watched one anime: what i really love about dungeon meshi is how it subverts our expectations of a typical anime by not sexualising women and having a good plot!

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#like uhh 34 or 36 DD i dont remember #i havent worn a proper bra with like actual sizing in forever i use shitty sports bras almost exclusively lmao

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I HATE THEATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I can’t ever leave tumblr because I just love the tag function.. no other social media platform allows you to heckle yourself on your own post. you get to preemptively make metatextual commentary abt your OWN POST. how cool is that

#or whoever i reblogged from - hi bard #<3

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I can’t ever leave tumblr because I just love the tag function.. no other social media platform allows you to heckle yourself on your own post. you get to preemptively make metatextual commentary abt your OWN POST. how cool is that

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this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.

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is wet&wild liquid eyeliner part of the male dungeongoer starter kit or something

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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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………………Marcille?

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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SENSHI would want you to get enough sleep and have nice nutritious meals

CHILCHUCK would want you to know your worker rights and what your labor is worth

LAIOS would want you to embrace your passions and try new things

FALIN would want you to take care of your health and treat others with kindness

MARCILLE would want you to practice necromancy and have gay sex

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Messages of support and strength from Rafah, Palestine to the US student movement.