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trying to watch things for an actor you find hot is like

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I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

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seeing transphobes on tumblr is insane. Brother you are blogging on the trans gay sex website

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Blocking the bots here is starting to feel like a very poorly-paced bullet hell game that I did NOT sign up for 🤨

#kill the bots #tumblr bots #first world struggles #seriously though #are there any real people on this hellsite?

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THE GOOD PLACE, but just the memes (insp)

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"Did the artist realise" yes, the artist realised. There is no point in history where artists did not realise how suggestive their work was. Grug the Artistically Inclined Cave Person is 100% aware that that stone hammer looks remarkably like a dick. In fact, Grug the Artistically Inclined Cave Person is a bit disappointed that it didn't come out looking more like a dick.

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My personal pet peeve:

Idea: A thought or suggestion as to a potential course of action OR the purpose of doing something.

Ex: "I have an idea for fixing the spaceship that might work." "The idea here was to fix the ship, not break it further."

Ideal: An abstract concept of something of the highest standards, the most perfect iteration that can usually only exist in the imagination.

"The ideal woman for me is smart, sexy and tall." "No one will ever live up to your impossible ideals of love and romance."

You can have ideals, like an ideal house or an ideal roommate, but the plan for acquiring more snacks that springs into your head at 2 am is an idea.

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

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I CANNOT DEAL WITH AO3 BEING DOWN. I NEED MY BEDTIME SMUT FOR SWEET DREAMS PLEASE

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although, let’s be honest, all of us use ao3

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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

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Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

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A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

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*Dissapears for a week only to return, emerging from the mist, clutching Wheel of Time memes*

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I just watched Glass Onion and I'd seen the Mona Lisa Discourse and the "but hydrogen doesn't work that way" discourse, but I need to know if anyone has brought up the definitely intentional and objectively funniest departure from reality in the movie:

Kombucha is a live culture. That's the whole point- it's why it gets marketed as a probiotic. It's kind of like growing sourdough starter on sweet tea instead of flour. The culture used to ferment it contains yeast that breaks the sugar down into alcohol, but it also contains bacteria that break alcohol down into acetic acid, which is what gives it its taste.

For Jared Leto to have brewed 9% ABV hard kombucha, he has to have either a) messed up the process of making it so badly that it isn't really kombucha anymore, or b) added so much alcohol after the fact that it would probably kill off most of the culture.

In other words, Jared Leto's hard kombucha is the most thematically appropriate form of alcohol the movie could possibly contain.