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  ’ Oh, yeah. Telling her might be a good idea. One of     my cousins actually suggested just buying an extra large     pizza and writing my confession of love on the inside, but     I felt like that was a little...cheesy. ‘

  An amused expression washed over   her face.

   ’ Is that so? I heard girls love it when you throw eggs at them. It      definitely shows affection but you can always go with the      traditional route and you know     tell her. me. ‘

#this is the worst pun i've ever written #in my life #rosie

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thewiltedroses

“Rosie, you gotta help me, alright? There’s this girl and I have this embarrassingly huge crush on her and I have no clue how to tell her.”

#this is a real thing that came out of my brain wat #rosie #thewiltedroses #there are better ways to say i love you evan but like watevs i guess

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"Yeah? Well, you're dating an idiot."

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#haha it didn't take me a month to see this what #rosie

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i've seen evan and rose's future. it looks like this

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"Hey, at least I don't do it in front of you!"

"I..well, I mean, if you say so.I-sure I'll be there." And now he sort of feels like a blubbering fool.

“Oh gross. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.”

“It is not invading if I want you there with me.”

#rosie made evan all embarrased haha #rosie

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haha whenever u make a gifset and peeps reblog it with a tag like 'ouch' and u just sorta

#hmm i wonder who i could be talking about #[outofawesome]

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#accurate

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but a short and lovin' life that ain't so bad

#song is stuuuuck in my head #otp: the smirk and the middle finger #thewiltedroses #[ rosiekins ] #[ vanity ]

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"Oh, I still do that, I just wait until you're out of the room."

"It's up to me if I invade your holiday?"

“I’d tell you to hug my mum but you used to go on about how ‘hot’ she was back in the day.”

"It’s completely up to you."

#evan u dork #i feel like scorpy and evan are secretly conspiring to get everyone books #i do not want them to #roise

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"Well, remind me to hug whoever made that rule. Am I invited over Christmas day or should I give you your present at dinner?"

“My father isn’t going to kill you. He might glare every now and then but there is a strict ‘no killing’ during the holiday season.”

#whoops now i gotta go figure out wat evans gonna get her #rosie

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What gets scary is when your self-worth is tied up in what strangers think of you.

#hey remember when evan used to talk about how hot hermione is just to annoy rose #well i sure do

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this gif is funnier and funnier the longer i look at it like

sure evan uh huh i was falling in love with you oh darn im so mad i got caught

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i've decided dave annable is my older fc but it only works if he breaks his nose at some point

i vote that someone hit him bc he was being a jerk

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#oh i see #its in rosies genes #ok

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when you reply to a thread on the wrong blog

#legit me #[outofawesome]

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"If I say yes, what is the likelihood that your father will murder me before dessert?"

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"Do you want to come over for dinner on Christmas Eve?”

#rosie #evan has got his priorities straight