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"Joy."

Eton and Brier were at a pta meeting together bored out of their minds

“Ok, so on our agenda, we have the upcoming choir concert and our lead singer is....Karen’s daughter, Emilia.”

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"I miss him dearly."

A pair of pink and white heels had arrived under white tissue paper in a pink and white box tied with a white silk ribbon from someone named Queen Brier Eldon. Inside the shoes was seemingly a brand name "Bargaining" with a butterfly punctuating it.

Edgar was torn. On the one hand, the heels were meant as a gift to him from a Queen that he had never heard of before. On the other hand, the shoes were clearly intended for a lady...and then there was that 'Bargaining' note to consider.

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Eton shook his head "He is trapped in a cane burried with the one who dared call himself my darling's owner."

A pair of pink and white heels had arrived under white tissue paper in a pink and white box tied with a white silk ribbon from someone named Queen Brier Eldon. Inside the shoes was seemingly a brand name "Bargaining" with a butterfly punctuating it.

Edgar was torn. On the one hand, the heels were meant as a gift to him from a Queen that he had never heard of before. On the other hand, the shoes were clearly intended for a lady...and then there was that 'Bargaining' note to consider.

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"I wasn't always trapped. My darling is trapped as well."

A pair of pink and white heels had arrived under white tissue paper in a pink and white box tied with a white silk ribbon from someone named Queen Brier Eldon. Inside the shoes was seemingly a brand name "Bargaining" with a butterfly punctuating it.

Edgar was torn. On the one hand, the heels were meant as a gift to him from a Queen that he had never heard of before. On the other hand, the shoes were clearly intended for a lady...and then there was that 'Bargaining' note to consider.

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"Centuries. Long ago I was free and happy. My beloved Desmodus and I would spend days roasting marshmallows over a fire baking and having a grand time free and happy until the Empress sent her guards after us." his sharp toothed smile dipped into an angry frown "Acceptance accepted her fate but we didn't back down. I begged Des to retreat but he said he'd never leave me to fight in vain. He was trapped in a cane while I was trapped in the shoes."

A pair of pink and white heels had arrived under white tissue paper in a pink and white box tied with a white silk ribbon from someone named Queen Brier Eldon. Inside the shoes was seemingly a brand name "Bargaining" with a butterfly punctuating it.

Edgar was torn. On the one hand, the heels were meant as a gift to him from a Queen that he had never heard of before. On the other hand, the shoes were clearly intended for a lady...and then there was that 'Bargaining' note to consider.

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Eton shrugged "It was never given meaning. I merely spawned and was given my name."

A pair of pink and white heels had arrived under white tissue paper in a pink and white box tied with a white silk ribbon from someone named Queen Brier Eldon. Inside the shoes was seemingly a brand name "Bargaining" with a butterfly punctuating it.

Edgar was torn. On the one hand, the heels were meant as a gift to him from a Queen that he had never heard of before. On the other hand, the shoes were clearly intended for a lady...and then there was that 'Bargaining' note to consider.

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Imagine if Artemis met him eton You will be bitter when you laugh eton But Artemis does not

Note: I drew it. I hope you like it my eton

Artemis would hate Eton.

#love the art #great job

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Eton tosses a fun sized snickers at Artemis

What If you wore bargaining?

"If I were to wear those possessed shoes, then Eton would annoy me even more than he usually does."

"Which means I'm not going to wear them, ever."

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B. DYLAN HOLLIS HISTORICAL COOKING SENTENCE STARTERS P. 1 various lines taken from TikTok user bdylanhollis ‘s cooking videos of historical recipes. Some are funny, some are serious so take that into account. Feel free to modify as needed. Make sure to specify the muse it is for for multimuses!

“ This isn’t food, it’s a war crime! “ “ If there’s one thing I’ve learned, Jello is inevitable. “ “ Just like my relationships, candy is unhealthy. “ “ I’m a bit scared. “ “ Your time has come! “ “ Are you a sorcerer? “ “ There shouldn’t be 8 to 10 cups of anything! “ “  This is ridiculous! “ ” From my personal experience, depression and ice cream are a match made in heaven. “ “ How am I supposed to survive the apocalypse if I can’t survive oats? “ “ Sweetie, this needs a lot of things. ” “ It’s an interesting idea because it’s awful. “ “ It tastes like an identity crisis on a plate. “ “ We meet again. : “ What’s the point?! “ “ What have you perfected?! GARBAGE?! “ “ If I cut off my feet, do we still have to do this? “ “ There are too many things happening. “ “ Looks good, but looks can be deceiving. “ “ I wouldn’t mind it in a coal mine, but in a coal mine I am not. “ “ I’ll take a divorce. “ “ …Do you think it could hear me? “ “ Any less and it might gain consciousness. ” “ What’s scary is it isn’t terrible. “ “ French Revolution your pineapple! “ “ We don’t know what it is either! “ “ Remember kids, the main ingredient in pie crust is self-doubt. “ “ Here come the tears. Like my mom after a glass of wine. “ “ Honey that ship has sailed. “ “ It tastes good but it feels like a preexisting condition. “ “ They have this for breakfast. Now that’s what you call bravery. ” “ You’re gonna die here! Yes! “ “ Add one very lonely egg. “ “ What exactly are we trying to raise up? Hope? “ “ What is with dead people and their obsession with lard?! “ “ No officer, there’s no shell in there.” [Pulls out egg shell from bowl]  “ So far so good!” [30 seconds later] “I take it back. “ “ Bake to my liking? Sweetie none of this is to my liking. ” “ Don’t come back! “ “ It came back…” “ This is what I’d imagine a toiletbrush to taste like.” “ Oh I just know this is going to be awful…” “ Disgusting wasn’t enough for you? “ “ Call the U.N. ! “ “…You’re a piece of work. “ “ I should have gone to church. “

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Eton nodded "But where are my manners? Eton Defilcrusts pleased to make your acquaintance."

A pair of pink and white heels had arrived under white tissue paper in a pink and white box tied with a white silk ribbon from someone named Queen Brier Eldon. Inside the shoes was seemingly a brand name "Bargaining" with a butterfly punctuating it.

Edgar was torn. On the one hand, the heels were meant as a gift to him from a Queen that he had never heard of before. On the other hand, the shoes were clearly intended for a lady...and then there was that 'Bargaining' note to consider.

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"You're holding my prison." He pointed to the shoes

A pair of pink and white heels had arrived under white tissue paper in a pink and white box tied with a white silk ribbon from someone named Queen Brier Eldon. Inside the shoes was seemingly a brand name "Bargaining" with a butterfly punctuating it.

Edgar was torn. On the one hand, the heels were meant as a gift to him from a Queen that he had never heard of before. On the other hand, the shoes were clearly intended for a lady...and then there was that 'Bargaining' note to consider.

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"Empress actually. I never liked her anyways." Eton spoke up scrunching his nose

A pair of pink and white heels had arrived under white tissue paper in a pink and white box tied with a white silk ribbon from someone named Queen Brier Eldon. Inside the shoes was seemingly a brand name "Bargaining" with a butterfly punctuating it.

Edgar was torn. On the one hand, the heels were meant as a gift to him from a Queen that he had never heard of before. On the other hand, the shoes were clearly intended for a lady...and then there was that 'Bargaining' note to consider.

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"At least they were strong. This one is painfully thin and can barely defend himself against his fellow fledglings. He's pathetic."

Eton is currently bugging Artemis about Duke "Really? Of all humans to sire you chose a scrawny thing like that? My goodness you're certainly scraping the bottom of the barrel."

"You suggest I kidnap and groom children like my sires did?"

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Unbeknownst to Edgar the shoes were a powerful prison from centuries past for a demon older than that. A tall ethereal figure with white hair covering his eyes and soft seeming skin bedecked from head to toe in pink and white with a pink and white peppermint at his chest was just barely visible to the human eye.

A pair of pink and white heels had arrived under white tissue paper in a pink and white box tied with a white silk ribbon from someone named Queen Brier Eldon. Inside the shoes was seemingly a brand name "Bargaining" with a butterfly punctuating it.

Edgar was torn. On the one hand, the heels were meant as a gift to him from a Queen that he had never heard of before. On the other hand, the shoes were clearly intended for a lady...and then there was that 'Bargaining' note to consider.

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Eton smiled and went to the ground to where his love was imprisoned "I wish that too love. But I've often heard that good things come to those who wait. And we've both been waiting for a very long time."

Eton is currently visiting the graveyard where des is buried

He is happy to see Eton once more, but is still very much pouting that he's stuck in the ground. His ghostly image flickering more than the other's as he tries to move closer. " It is always a pleasure to see you again, love. I only wish I could hold you in my arms better than--- this. "

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Threnody (Part Twelve: Ashlen)

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sentence starters inspired by bdylanhollis on tiktok

- “This recipe is making me cry, not the onions.”

- “I want to know who hurt this man.”

- “Are we sure this wasn’t written by a cat?”

- “That’s not food. This is a war crime.”

- “I ain’t plumpin’ my prunes in nothing, buy me dinner first.”

- “It looks like a failed grave robbery.”

- “How am I supposed to know how big your teacups are?”

- “Easy now, wouldn’t want to ruin a disaster.”

- “Why do dead people like dates so much?”

- “The slogan for this cookbook is ‘it’s digestible!’“

- “Here come the tears. Like my mom after a glass of wine.”

- “I didn’t know tuberculosis had a color scheme.”

- “On this episode of Dead White People.”

- “This is a misdemeanor.”

- “I think I’ve summoned something.”

- “What do you want me to do with this? Call the CDC!”

- “Add nut? How much?? I need nut instructions!”

- “It seems to have collapsed. Like the South.”

- “Are you still here? Dammit.”

- “I think this qualifies as a pre-existing condition. Unconstitutional!”

- “Alright, it finished a bit early. Like my ex.”

- “Do I call the police or a priest?”

- “I suppose it’s better than eating your offspring.”

- “Smells like Normandy.”

- “I should have gone to church.”

- “Lady, your cake has tomato soup in it, this is the LEAST of your worries!”

- “911, what’s your emergency? Yeah, that lady Carol is at the barbecue again.”

- “Sorry, I’m just trying to kill it.”

- “This is why we don’t perform lobotomies anymore.”

- “I bet this recipe is just all the wrong answers on a baking test.”

- “Not bad, dead people.”

- “It’s incredible. And I’m mad about it.”

- “Sir, your phone number is four digits.”

- “Divine is the kingdom.”

- “Well, I don’t have sorghum, because I don’t have a life expectancy of twelve.”

- “Sweetie, none of this is to my liking.”

- “Are you just making things up?! Who are you??”

- “I’ve never been particularly religious, but today might be the day.”

- “Have you lost the plot?!”

- “I feel like if I do this correctly, I’m going to invoke the spirit of Richard Nixon.”

- “This ain’t food, honey, this is a bioweapon.”

- “I am in utter fear.”

- “Tastes like an IHOP kitchen floor.”

- “Sweet, bitter, and meaty. Like my ex.”

- “I suppose any less, and it might gain consciousness.”

- “The seventies: sponsored by the color beige.”

- “Smells like a Palm Springs retirement home.”

- “Did you just kill my blender??”

- “Nothing makes sense anymore!”

- “Why are you good?? You have a bag of beans in you!!”

- “Honey, you can’t dilute a war crime.”

- “You know, it’s horrible now, but I hope it turns out okay. Like children.”

- “It tastes like it’s insulting me.”

- “This went downhill pretty quick.”

- “It’s like reading directions to Purgatory.”

- “THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON.”

- “Welcome to the world. It’s awful.”

- “I’m a fool, not an idiot.”

- “Thought this was a joke. Turns out I’m the joke.”

- “You can use a mixer, I just do this to feel something.”

- “Or what? I’m gonna ruin your disaster?”

- “Can a cake be tried for treason?”

- “Either chocolate fixes everything, or this is alchemy.”

- “What exactly are we trying to raise up? Hope?”

- “What is it with dead people and their obsession with this?!”

- “If I cut off my feet, do we still have to do this?”

- “I suppose I wouldn’t mind it if I was in a coal mine. But in a coal mine I’m not.”

- “Celery’s just like your parents: dirtier than you think.”

- “What have you perfected, garbage???”

- “Which is an interesting idea, because it’s awful.”

- “Well, at least you specified the appliance, here I was gonna bake this in the dishwasher.”