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i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

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had to show the drunk history of fall out boy to the 13yo and they were none amused. i had to be like you don't understand what this was 8 years ago. we didn't have tiktok back then we had to go on youtube and type in "[band] funny moments" and watch 8minute long compilations of pixels & you had to do that everyday or else

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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

#my friend brought me cheesecake brownies at work today and they were probably the best brownies ive ever had <3

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people can meet eachother in dreams by taking the same number of melatonin gummys its like radio frequencies. if anyone wants to hang out ill be on gummy 148

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here’s to shipping destiel in 2023 🍾

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Clean sheets, amazing experience 10/10. Changing sheets, the worst 0/10. Why does something so good have to involve so much suffering

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Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?

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Elon Musk pissed in the blue checkmark pit

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nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

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i want to be normal but i cant