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Charities/organisations to avoid:
PETA: They’d rather spend their money on publicity campaigns than on the animals in their care. PETA killed 73.8% of the animals in their care in 2015 (x)
FCKH8: Is a for-profit company that exploits oppressed groups for money. They’re also wildly uninformed, and spread misogyny, cissexism and bi/panphobia, as well as stealing their posts/designs (x)
Autism Speaks: They spend most of their money on researching a way to eliminate autism, heighten the stigma against autism and don’t have a single autistic person on their board (x)
Please support other, better charities, and feel free to add any others you can think of to this.
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bullfrog head cannons
I have seen no fics of this beautiful French man so I have done it myself
just a ramble of my thoughts in bullet point form
he is an american bullfrog, he not only looks like one but also there are tons in France
He enjoys warmth and gets grumpy if he is too cold
I feel like he doesn’t touch you all that much but adores cuddling
If given the opportunity he will burry himself in pillows and blankets ( bonus if they are weighted) especially during winter cuz of his hibernation instinct
He will insist you join him and promise it’s very comfortable
He isn’t slimy like his real world counterpart but his skin feels very moisturized
He gets cold super easy and shove himself under your shirt or jacket to soak up your natural body heat
You also don’t have to worry about it being too hot to cuddle as he is cool to the touch
He will insist you let him put his cold ass hands on your bare back to warm them up , he will pout if you don’t let him
Letting him do this will more then likely result in him having his head under your shirt and his face pressed into your back and his hands on your upper stomach
He usually avoids conventional touch based pda, the most normal pda you’ll get out of under normal circumstances is a peck on the cheek
Instead the way he shows touch based pda is by sitting on your shoulders
Although if he is super cold he won’t care all that much
And Unless your in a situation where being partners with him would put you in danger, he will be fairly vocaly affectionate
He will call you his beloved and other pet names
As well as praise, flirt and compliment you
Some of His pet names involve your name
He seems like a darling, my dear, love type of person
He will jokingly call you stupid ones as well
He has a lot of running jokes with you and will tease and joke around with you all the time, he just likes laughing with you in general
Some of your jokes might take a second to land with him in the beginning but as your relationship continues he will pick up almost immediately
He tries really hard to be cool cuz he wants to make friends but everyone being stuck on him being a frog annoys him a lil
He will complain about this to you at least once
He is trying to be cool and Poetic!
When he is mad he will begin to speak in a mix of French and English but he doesn’t really yell at all, he does talk faster tho
He will bath for hours but doesn’t like to shower
He cannot use certain soaps or he will get sick because he will absorb the chemicals through his skin
He likes the look of bubble baths but if he sits in them he gets sick cuz of the soap In the water
Given his accent I assume he speaks French but I think he can speak multiple European language, due to his job
He is very adverse to the idea of eating bugs, he isn’t scared of them but if someone offers him a bug he will be grossed out.
He is the kind of person to not only catch and release bugs he finds inside but he will have little convos with them too
You’ll hear in the other room “hello there my miniature friend.’’ And as he takes them outside “ I’m very sorry but you cannot stay here.”
His approach to flying bugs is far different, he will take NO PRISONERS
He is very efficient with a fly swatter and knows all the concoctions to lure and kill flys fruit or other wise
He avoids using his hands cuz of the bug guts
If you are afraid of bugs he will find it amusing but he won’t tease or torment you, he will just chuckle at how ridiculous you look up on the counter while he captures the invader.
He is very polite and kind to everyone he interacts with unless they have done something to warrant other wise
He will use French sayings in English instead of the English one because he is convinced that “ they are far superior”
Pins and needles are now ants, it’s raining ropes not animals, forget apples and trees, dogs don’t make cats.
If you use the English versions he will argue the French version is better
“ bolt of lightning explans the felling of it, love at first sight is so bland.’’
Please convert he will find it unendingly adorable every time
He does get cuteness aggression and will randomly shove his face into your chest and aggressively nuzzle into you whist squeezing you and violently kicking his legs and making a happy humming
He will be embarrassed the first few times he does this
He will get cuteness aggression from your cuteness aggression
If you bite him he will be very confused but won’t care all that much so long as you aren’t hurting him
You will probably be taller then him and honestly he likes it that way because when you hug him he feels like momentarily he is a totally encased by you
You can carry him but only certain ways
No toddler hold, with one arm and him on your hip
Piggy backs, shoulder sitting and standing are encouraged
You can only sling him over your shoulder in emergency’s
Same with under your arm
He doesn’t like princess carry’s cuz he can’t hold on to much and he wants to touch with max surface area
Carrying him by his armpits away from you has the same problem, he will struggle
He does enjoy if you hug carry him with both arms, either his face in on your chest or resting on your shoulder
I have made a helpful diagram ( I can draw but it’s just stick me cuz I’m lazy)
He will randomly start monologueing if given the opportunity
He will tell you about being an assassin but only if you ask
I think he is more likely to be with Someone who has prior experience with fighting
He feels nauseous after producing bubbles
He will lean on or try to be touching you while he recovers
You cannot truly surprise him, he will know something is up the moment you even begin to plan
He knows because you act slightly different
And hiding or sneaking something past him is also impossible
He has to actively try to avoid finding out what your doing
You’ve snuck something into the garage, I guess he isn’t going In There for a while
Hiding something behind your back, he isn’t even gonna face your direction while you hide it
You cannot sneak up on him either
When you try he will scare you by suddenly turning around and grabbing you
On the other hand he has scared and surprised you accidentally many times
hope you enjoy and this inspires more fic to be written of bullfrog
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