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*Only referring to the BDSM dynamic, nothing to do with penetration.

#2. but it depends on the day. the person. the situation.

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#i love when she moves him around like a doll

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why are all the blair/chuck fics on ao3 just the usual dom sub bondage lingerie shit and always with chuck as dom...when in canon they like to do stuff like chuck bringing home girls so blair can humiliate them. and waiter roleplay

#gossip girl #have some imagination. they do

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Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres, Kitten Sleeping in the Arms of Madame Ingres

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#hes so hot

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#this is so cathartic to read

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one thing thats always kept me from developing my farm very much in stardew is the way at a certain point everything is supposed to be automated...auto petter auto feeder auto grabber auto harvester how can you live like this. i go to stardew to experience the joy of ritual work.

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the reason so many people are quick to act like edgeworth and gumshoe are close friends despite that so clearly not being what the dynamic is is because they're afraid to embrace the deep bond of intimacy and trust you need to be someone's goon. gumshoe is edgeworth's most devoted and trusty henchman. nothing more nothing less.

#literally the most correct post ever made about ace attorney

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people refuse to see the violence it takes to maintain the status quo as such and instead fear the hypothetical violence it will take to destroy it. they see the current order of things as a state of stasis and inaction, instead of as a violent order upheld by constant action, which can be undone by action

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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

#my friends do this for me with cars

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when dean says "last time someone looked at me like that i got laid" he's being vicious

#yes. really good #spn

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#this is absolutely amazing

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okay do yoh guys ever think about the fact that “high quality” is an actual descriptor like theres high quality tea leaves high quality fabrics high quality espresso beans etc but because of advertising everything that is said to be “high quality” on the package is just because it supposedly sells better. but not everything is high quality so it is a lie. a descriptor becomes meaningless because it sounds good. what if we were just honest. why cant you say this coffee beans arent the best but they will do the job. i would be happy with okay if it didnt lie

#this reminds me of when my mom took somebody as a cello student only because #when his mom called to ask her to take him she didnt do the usual 'oh he's so talented and bright' she was like #hes not very good. but he'll work. and my mom was like you know what ok. #really sad parenting move but a pretty effective marketing one ngl

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“I had another screen test after that with Tom Cruise, and I remember I was the tallest of all the young girls. He had to pick each one of us up, and carry us around. Just to see how we looked against Tom, and who looked the most childlike, I guess. And I remember Tom whispering to me, like, ‘Tuck your legs under’ so I’d look as tiny as possible because I was the tallest girl. So I knew he was kind of rooting for me. And we were both from New Jersey, and I think, you know, he was like, ‘Let this Jersey girl have it.’”

— Kirsten Dunst, on auditioning for Interview With the Vampire

#tc posting

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Thank God they invented men with bellies

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why does transitioning have to be so scary, I just want to be me

authenticity is always frightening but more so in a time of falseness

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crabs are literally being forcefemmed by barnacles every day and no one ever talks about it