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Damon Salvatore
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𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐗 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 / from the netflix adapted film, part one.
you have to do every single thing i say or we will not make it
under no circumstance are you allowed to take off your blindfold
if you look, you will die
uh… asshole, i was listening to that
wow, you literally have no food
why does your voice get so high when you get excited ?
you should be afraid of being alone, not of this
have you been sleeping any better ?
if don’t acknowledge a thing, it simply goes away
really, in front of me ?
there are plenty of couples who are desperate to adopt a child
you can’t just ignore it and hope it goes away
it’s happening now
you can wear something of mine
you’re freaking me out
oh my god, what the fuck is that ?
stop it, stop it ! please, stop it !
please don’t go
keep your eyes down
open the door, open the fucking door
whatever it is, i’m sure they’ll send someone soon
we are so fucking fucked
if you look at it, it makes you crazy or makes you want to hurt yourself
close the windows, close all the windows
if you go outside, you’ll die
what ? what in the shit is happening ?
humanity has been judged and we have been found wanting
are you in any pain ?
i feel like you may have a concussion
hello ? can anybody hear me ? hello ?
how long’s our food going to last ?
we can’t let anyone in
cover your eyes
there are so many of you
are you on your own ?
oh, we’re so fucking trapped
an image can still have power
i hope you know what you’re doing
you don’t have to do this
not a chance
the world’s ending, baby
come on ______ , focus
cover your eyes
i’m sorry, i’m so sorry
no one’s coming for us
i thought it might be good for us to be close, considering …
have you thought about names yet ?
it’s just me
that’s something you can’t unsee
i know you’re scared
i’m not here to hurt you
take your goddamn blindfold off
i’ve seen one, i’ve seen the truth
we’re running out of food
you’re just telling us this ?
we’ll be dead before we get there
why don’t i go on the first run and you can go on the second one
it’s just a speed bump
fuck this shit
fuck, we’re not gonna make it
calm down
jack-fucking-pot
where’s the booze ?
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“Everyone knows that if you’ve got a brother, you’re going to fight.”
— Liam Gallagher
(via authorofyourpain)
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COME PLOT with the disaster vamp: workin all day so shout half baked ideas at me
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First Interaction Starters!
“Hey- Oh! Sorry, thought you were someone else.”
“Do I know you? Cause I’d like to.”
“Oh sorry! I was zoned out!”
“Ooo, that’s an awesome tattoo!”
“Ah crap, the door’s locked.”
“Woah, that’s a cool eye color.”
“Where the hell am I?”
“Ugh… I think I’m lost. Can you help me?”
“Well this is a fun way to meet new people.”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“Don’t you know to look before you cross a street?!”
“You lost or something?”
“Do you need some help?”
“You need something?”
“Maybe you shouldn’t be walking around this part of town alone.”
“Hi, I’ve heard so much about you.”
“I think you knew my parents.”
“Hey, you dropped this.”
“Oh goodness! I’m so sorry!”
“Um… Hello…”
“What are you looking at?”
“Hey aren’t you ____?”
“Well I didn’t expect this to happen today.”
“I don’t know you, but will you marry me?”
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Do something to my muse!
For the reverse of any of these, simply add “Reverse” to the ask!
Send 💋 to have your muse kiss mine!
Send 🤗 to have your muse hug mine!
Send 🤫 to have your muse shush mine!
Send 👊 for your muse to suddenly punch mine!
Send 🍹 for our muses to drink together!
Send 🔫 for your muse to shoot mine!
Send 🗡️ for your muse to stab mine!
Send 🛡️ for your muse to suddenly jump in and protect mine!
Send 👋 for wave my muse over to yours!
Send 🙏 for your muse to high five mine!
Send 🍔 for your muse to share food with mine!
Send 🎮 for our muses to play videogames together!
Send 📺 for our muses to watch tv together!
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I need brotherly things. STEFANS come bug ya brother
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text starters.
[text] hey, can you check if i left the stove on?
[text] seriously?! you used up all the hot water again.
[text] dinner tonight? my treat.
[text] when i said i needed pussy that wasn’t an invitation for you to get me a cat.
[text] i can’t hang out tonight. i’m too busy crying over fictional characters.
[text] well, mark me down as scared and horny.
[text] why does netflix have to be such a judgmental bitch?
[text] i’m going to need you to call me in ten minutes with a fake emergency.
[text] this is by far the worst idea you’ve ever had.
[text] new phone who dis?
[text] i put you down as my emergency contact.
[text] sometimes you just gotta ask yourself ‘is this what captain america would do?’
[text] i miss you.
[text] you okay?
[text] rise and shine, motherfucker.
[text] why did you send me gps coordinates to death valley?
[text] quick question: why are you so cute?
[text] pls help….what dress should i wear?
[text] you are gonna be the death of me one day.
[text] who gave you the right to be so fuckin’ cute?
[text] i just tagged you in like twelve hundred memes. you’re welcome.
[text] did you just rick roll me?
[text] honey, where’s my super suit?
[text] i’m your husband/wife! i’m the greatest good you’ll ever get!
[text] i just made this awkward, didn’t i?
[text] tell me again why i agreed to this?
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Shit day at work some come plot with this dick head
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Been drinking so LIKE THIS for some random texts from my trash vamp
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( * &. – AN ASSORTMENT OF RANDOM TV SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ are you hitting me up for money with your hand on my uh— ’
‘ are you here to save me ? ’
‘ are you sure we should be doing this ? it kind of feels like cheating . ’
‘ come back to bed ! ’
‘ he just sent me flowers that you send to someone when you’re worried they’ll never see a flower again . ’
‘ he wore the perfume of death . ’
‘ hi there , little future train wreck . ’
‘ i accept that you will be a little intense – a little too much sometimes because you care so much . ’
‘ i came back because i’m in love with you . ’
‘ i couldn’t have you find out without me being there to hug you . ’
‘ i don’t think there’ll be a next time . ’
‘ i hate people . ’
‘ i knew you for such a short time & i’ve missed you forever . ’
‘ i know you’re not okay . i can tell . ’
‘ i like the hat . i was focused on that most of the time . ’
‘ i regretted it the moment i said it . ’
‘ i think she’s in big trouble . ’
‘ i wish i could make you feel dirty . ’
‘ invitation’s open . you can come along if you’d like to . ’
‘ it’s hard to face the truth sometimes . it’s scary . ’
‘ it’s scary not knowing what’s coming next , but you’ve got the worlds best safety net . ’
‘ it’s where it all began . ’
‘ i’ll make sure you get your jacket back . ’
‘ i’m a very curious person & i try not to underestimate people . ’
‘ i’m not here to see you , i have a life . good lord . ’
‘ i’m slowly poisoning my father - in - law . ’
‘ last week some regrettable utterances were . . . uttered . ’
‘ let’s go . or we could stay & . . . i’ll kill him . ’
‘ majority rules might’ve worked in medieval times , but we live in a civil society now . ’
‘ please don’t help . ’
‘ she is a little extra . i agree . ’
‘ stay here . it’s nice here . ’
‘ that doesn’t even make sense . ’
‘ that’s a far cry from cigarettes & sadness . that’s your usual m.o. ’
‘ there’s no way in hell that you should have a baby . ’
‘ this is unfortunate timing . ’
‘ was that anger or foreplay ? ’
‘ we are lame . we are so lame . ’
‘ we have a text chain . it’s mostly gifs , but sometimes we talk about how messed up y’all are . ’
‘ well , if you’d let me demonstrate . . . ’
‘ whatever you need , i’ve got you . all hands on deck . ’
‘ what’s wrong with you ? you look weird . ’
‘ why would you come back ? ’
‘ you are a bad girl . ’
‘ you are so lame . you are both so lame . ’
‘ you came across the country to say you’re sorry ? ’
‘ you can’t go into marriage thinking about ‘ forever ’ . who put that stupid idea into your head ? ’
‘ you dodged a very slow moving bullet . i’d call that a good use of your time . ’
‘ you don’t need—- you don’t need an explanation . ’
‘ you don’t overthink things like i do . that could be a good thing too . ’
‘ you feel like you need to be a rock for them & that apologizing shows vulnerability . ’
‘ you have trouble apologizing . ’
‘ you made me feel dirty . real dirty . ’
‘ your affair with her was over . you should’ve stayed away . why did you come back ? ’
‘ you’re just saying this stuff because you’re scared , or i’m scared , or we’re scared . ’
‘ you’re not here right now & , trust me , you really wanna be . ’
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( * & . — MORE POPULAR TEXT POST STARTERS .
‘ forgive and forget ?? hahaha no . resent and remember . ’
‘ when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with one theory and it’s about aliens . ’
‘ in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me he loved me then he slapped my ass and said ‘ back to business . ’ i’m going to marry him . ’
‘ do you ever just crave domesticity ? to coming home to a partner , meld into them like you do your bed after a long day , soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots on your body , wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort . ’
‘ * whispers seductively * i don’t care . ’
‘ if anyone wants me i’ll be in the dirt thinking about love . ’
‘ girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want . ’
‘ i mean i’m cute but also really fucking creepy . ’
‘ concept : someone hugs you tight and tells you they love you . you feel it . ’
‘ it’s hard when you constantly feel so fucking unwanted . ’
‘ pro tip : instead of having feelings , try being dead inside . everything is still horrible but you will not care at all . ’
‘ i just need a hug(e about of money) . ’
‘ i’m a power couple with myself . i love us . we work hard . ’
‘ my female role model ? the t-rex from jurassic park . she just screams and eats . that’s a mood baby . ’
‘ i’m at the ‘ we’ll see ’ stage in my life . with everything and everyone . we will see . ’
‘ can you believe some people can see a cat and not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal ?? they don’t even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head . that’s in comprehensible to me . ’
‘ do you ever just feel super unlovable . ’
‘ hey , quick question , what the fuck is going on ? ’
‘ i’m a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times . ’
‘ i’m so datable . . . and yet here i am . . . . not being asked on dates . . . . tragic . . . . ’
‘ you ever fall in love with somebody like five times ? like damn , i thought i loved you before but wtf is this next level shit . ’
‘ i learned that people leave even if they promised a thousand times they wouldn’t . ’
‘ get a man that STAYS geeked over you , not just in the beginning . ’
‘ i’m following my heart but it doesn’t seem like she knows the directions either . ’
‘ mace . bug spray . . . but for men . ’
‘ my favorite winter activity is staying inside in my pajamas and being antisocial . ’
‘ tbh i can’t imagine changing my vocabulary when i get older and it’s so surreal like i’ll meet my buddies at the shuffleboard place and i’ll be like ‘ sup you fucking nerds you’re gonna get wrecked . ’ ’
‘ adulthood is just understanding why shrek just wanted to be left alone . ’
‘ hmm . . . anyone else feel halloween coming ? because she’s on her way . ’
‘ concept : looking at the stars while your significant other is kissing your neck . ’
‘ i hate it when people ask ‘ what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done ? ’ like awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass . ’
‘ for the last time , we are not sending you to space just so you can , and i quote , ‘ chase that sweet , sweet alien ass . ’ ’
‘ i have this weird self - esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that i’m better than everyone else . ’
‘ i’m literally impossible to kill ( professionally diagnosed ) . ’
‘ how is ‘ pretty boy ’ supposed to be an insult ?? i’m the prettiest goddamn boy in down . ’
‘ if you don’t listen to abba . . . get well soon i guess . ’
‘ when you have a bad childhood god makes you hot in your twenties . ’
‘ there are only five genders : scary , sporty , posh , ginger , and baby . ’
‘ ‘ are you ready to stop acting like a brat now ? ’ first of all , this is no act . ’
‘ you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit . ’
‘ i’m such a tease . i’ll tell you how bad i want to fuck you and then probably fall asleep . ’
‘ i need to be fuckin kissed . get on top of me and kiss the fuck outta me . i just need to be fuckin kissed , man . ’
‘ why talk about your feelings when you could repress them until they evolve into self - hatred . ’
‘ do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person . ’
‘ am i straight ? oh fuck no , god forbid . ’
‘ i need some physical affection and three bottles of vodka . ’
‘ if you call me baby in that soft voice i’ll do whatever you want me to do . ’
‘ from the bottom of my heart , please know , that i’d appreciate being slammed against a wall with your hand down my pants and your breath against my neck saying that i’m yours and only yours . ’
‘ what turns me on ? attention . ’
‘ like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life . ’
‘ me ? constantly afraid of being abandoned and replaced ? hell yes . ’
‘ wear your scars proudly . whatever tried to kill you failed . ’
‘ don’t forget to smile while intimidating someone . ’
‘ life’s too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit . ’
‘ am i a good person ? no . but do i try to be better every single day ? also no . ’
‘ yes i hate men . yes i am attracted to men . we exist . ’
‘ yes you’re allowed to have other friends , you just have to love me more . ’
‘ i ain’t no weak bitch but i didn’t deserve to go through half of the things i’ve experienced . ’
‘ food will never break my heart . ’
‘ i love making people who already hate me hate me more . ’
‘ squad is over . we’re cults now . ’
‘ caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens . ’
‘ look , pal , i just wanna hold your hand and make out . ’
‘ thank you for showing me what love should look like . ’
‘ unless you hit me in the face with a brick that says ‘ i’m flirting with you ’ i’m most likely just gonna think you’re being nice . ’
‘ sorry i didn’t reply , i was having twenty - seven panic attacks about my future . ’
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disgustingly cute domestic scenes to imagine your otp in:
getting slightly too drunk in the middle of the afternoon and slow dancing to dumb cheesy old music and kissing in a way that’s more laughter than actual kissing, mouths clumsy and hands gripping tight and sunlight slanting over them as they move lazily together
curling up on the sofa together, feet tucked under thighs and arms around shoulders, watch the kind of crap tv that only airs at 3am because they don’t want to go to untangle themselves to go to bed
hectic mornings when they each need to be somewhere and they’re rushing around each other, ducking into bathrooms and bedrooms and kitchen cupboards, pausing to straighten tops and press kisses to cheeks
going through old photos together and collapsing into laughter every three pictures, and zooming in on ones where they’re pulling awful faces or ones that were taken at just the wrong moment
getting ready for nights out together, standing shoulder to shoulder as they brush their teeth or get their faces ready or style their hair, knocking elbows and hips as they try and hog more space
standing quietly together in the kitchen after long, exhausting days, leaning into each other for support, breathing in the smell of home, fingers carding through hair and stroking down spines, until they feel like they can relax and smile properly again
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Meme me while I binge making a murderer
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This just in: I need a KLAMON ship: klaus hargreeves & damon salvatore - which of you is gonna pony up??
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LIKE THIS for Damon to come assault your meme tag
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