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stop showing me ai ill fuckin kill you

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#I fucking hate this song #actually yelled NOOOOO when I voted and saw that the first option was winning by a landslide #poll

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Depression comic

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RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

#pet death #;_;

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i’m “house phone” years old

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#oh I originally voted other bc I was thinking of Gaia #but then I remembered that the real answer is the nick.com forums when I was like nine #so I guess 'dedicated fansite' is more correct? #I only hung out on the Invader Zom subforum so #poll

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#this is actually kind of a bop #but also don't house fish with your axolotl #they'll just get eaten

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Tell us in the tags who your very first ship was, and (optional) your age. wlw=yuri mlm=yaoi.

#I'm trying to think if I had an earlier diehard ship before Beast Boy and Terra #I don't think I did #and if I did I did not ship them with nearly the same fervor so it doesn't count anyway #poll

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fascinating to see how many ffxiv players actually know the names of their attacks. idk what 'Deathflare' is i just know when i bring out the dragon and press the pink blue button there's big damage numbers and my brain is happy

#I don't even know what my attacks look like bc I've had effects turned off for years #and I use the simplified job gauges #the job trailers are complete mysteries to me #except for the leylines thing I UNDERSTOOD THAT AND I'M EXCITED #ffxiv

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no nuance pick one. you can elaborate in the tags.

#I'm type 1 and type 6 #I did have 100% made up friends but later in life I just started talking to fictional characters I liked #poll

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#I've looped the same song for sixteen hours before #sometimes a song just gets in your head #and that's all your brain wants #like a picky toddler who only wants to eat noodles for every meal #poll

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I’m sorry but this is so funny

#I'm so glad this is a universal experience #I'm anime-only and when I saw Kabru in the first OP I was like #'they weren't kidding these character designs ARE really good' #'just look at this lesbian knight' #my disappointment on learning the truth was immeasurable but it's okay #dungeon meshi

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not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

#REAL #I hate being an employment elitist but some of the emails I've gotten from candidates are just. #honestly deranged #DON'T SWEAR AT ME IN YOUR EMAILS??? #I LITERALLY CONTROL WHETHER YOU GET HIRED WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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there is so much discourse that boils down to "if someone doesn't want you to call them something, don't call them that" and it makes me feel insane that nobody can wrap their heads around this kindergarten-level shit