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tumblr users: hey we don't want twitter users migrating here :/

tumblr: don't worry i got you *fuckign crashes*

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genuine tears

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is anyone else bi or is it just me and that guy from supernatural

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'submission' is banned too

They literally tag submissions with that automatically I can't with this website

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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Can’t wait for tumblr to roll out tumblr+, the premium web site membership. For only $9.99 a month you can enjoy classic tumblr features such as: a functional web site.

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imagine if someone messaged you like “heads up this person made a callout post about you” and then you go to check and it’s behind a paywall lmaoooo

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actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

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this is such an insane thing for the president of the united states to say as justification for gun control like literally the least reassuring statement possible

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what in the fuck

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Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

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the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

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breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

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Dorothy: What are we learning about today, Ms. Frizzle? Ms. Frizzle: We’re learning about gender and orientation, as well as transgender issues! Arnold: Why does your dress say “down with cis?” Ms. Frizzle: Why don’t we get on the bus and find out!