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fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

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NEW VERSION. :)

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#yx let out a breath they didnt know they were holding #i hate this line

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"Hey how is it going?"

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

#the 20s is just collectively a panic like a second birth but now you are concous and you feel life's pain #i was more oriented in my goddamn teenhood than rn #what is happening? idk i just try to vibe

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

#omg lately my anxiety got so bad #and not in one but in two separate occasions i was having an oral exam and as soon as the teacher asked something i didn't know or #when i got confused with something my hand immediately went to my necklace to grip it to sooth myself #it didn't work but oh well #but yeah those necklaces are needed. or i would start to pick my cuticuls and i dont want that to happen

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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

Good God i thought i finally got a porn link🧍‍♀️🖐️🥴

#nonyo youre sweet to send me a music player app but im a boomer i only listen to music from the radio #or i go to the townsquare to see if there are any livr performance #sweet lord i really thought i got something naesty i was scared to look lmfaaoooo

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Not me thinking it will be alright...

I was bored so I took a mental age test, twice

Taking an avg., I’m 11

Accurate 

#🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ #HOLLUP #IM 22. #????????? OH. MY GOD. #I HAVE A MIDDLE AGED MIND??????? #TWICE my age. tWICe #dont talk to me for a while now #i need to process this damage #DO I ACT LIKE A 45 OLD LADY?????????????? #Jesus Christ this shit just broke my spirit

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Arthur Morgan

commission for @/cullywullen on twt

#sleepy cowboah #rdr2 #arthur morgan

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Whatever its called to have these kinds of colourful squares in your home i want it

Look

#the last one just gave my soul a kiss #oh my god i need this in my future home so bad

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nah your small doodli booblies came in my dream as minions and they were eating bananas😭

may the 141 minions haunt you every night

bonus Price as Gru,,,,,,, AHSHASHAHSH

#just what i needednat midnight #oh my god im dead🤣🤣🤣🤣😭💀 #call of duty #task force 141 #tf 141 #price cod #ghost cod #gaz cod #soap cod #johnny soap mactavish #captain john price #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#nope #Hungaryyyyyy hujujujujujujuuuuuujjjjj

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision