as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting
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big naturals gandalf was in my dream last night. saw him in the distance in a field
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Source: Jay Kolsch
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This shit happening with Columbia University is insane.
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autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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big if true
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happy april 30th!
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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I don't think I would make a beautiful bride. I don't think I would make a good mother. I don't feel like I make a good partner. I don't feel like I make a good anything.
I just want to sleep. Maybe when I wake up I'll feel better.
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I just keep thinking about big events like weddings or having kids and I just get so fucking sad because no one would ever come. Or care. And idk after a point you get tired of existing in the world alone. You just wish people actually liked you and that you could feel and reciprocate things. You just wish you didn't feel so fucking alone all the time. You just get really tired. But you have no choice but to keep going.
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I am so fucking sad lately. I hate it.
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when did we as a society start allowing a sandwich to cost sixteen dollars? eighteen? I know I've paid twenty-one dollars for a sandwich at this point. is this just the world now? sandwich prices don't come down like gas prices. they go up & up & up. good luck to us all
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POINT AND LAUGH
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