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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Today in silly cat bullshit: Cheesecake is still a kitten, so he's obviously got a lot of energy. Which means if he's bored, he starts being Naughty and finding all kinds of items to knock over and bat across the floor.

The issue is that whenever the two older cats hear Cheesecake make noise, they come over to watch. Like, each one of them prefers a different part of the house. Mitzi doesn't even like Cheesecake. This has to be them deliberately showing up, like each time he's doing Some Bullshit He Shouldn't, they're like 'hohoho, I wonder what the juvenile delinquent is up to this time?'

Thanks. Thanks, that's real helpful, having to step over two rubber-neckers in order to stop the one-kitten demolition squad.

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Online | Tom Cardy ft. TWRP & Montaigne

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You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!

Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?

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what you have to understand about dungeon meshi is that the entire conflict basically boils down to "every character is autistic but in ways that clash so catastrophically horribly that everyone thinks everyone else is a nuclear-level threat"

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Me while going grocery shopping with my huge werewolf boyfriend.

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i cant stand adventuring with necromancers 🤦‍♂️. you know what really gets to me? they never TELL you they're a necromancer. they always use some normal spells at first. like ice spike and shit. and then you turn around to look at your party and you notice there's one extra person there. yeeep. they resurrected the researcher that died before us and left a journal warning us of the incoming dangers at the dungeon. and you know you can't tell them shit. you hurt a wizards' feelings and they fireball you into a pile of dust while you're sleeping and cook a potion with your ashes. 🤦‍♂️

and before anyone says anything i dont have anything against conjurers. just wish more of them had the common fucking sense to summon elemental spirits or whatever.

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coming for you

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang

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Guards..

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Doing my part

#happy hs day!