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erikhauls56 · 3 years
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that “oooo” when someone got In Trouble in elementary school… that was a greek chorus
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erikhauls56 · 3 years
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What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date
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erikhauls56 · 3 years
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you ever have a class with a student in it that thinks they’re the protagonist of the course. they act like they’re the main character of MATH 251
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erikhauls56 · 3 years
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Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON
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erikhauls56 · 4 years
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Big meaty thighs>>>
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erikhauls56 · 4 years
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When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday
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erikhauls56 · 4 years
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imagine being someones dream girl . i almost blacked out thinking abt it
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erikhauls56 · 4 years
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which celebrity’s chaotic energy do you match?
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erikhauls56 · 4 years
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annoying roommate is playing music without headphones again. but it’s harry styles.....so can i be mad?......hm......
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erikhauls56 · 4 years
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*new yorker voice* ey! im spiralling here!
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erikhauls56 · 4 years
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erikhauls56 · 4 years
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Believe me it gets better as you watch. I saved the best for last
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erikhauls56 · 4 years
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going for long walks alone is probably the closest thing we have to a cure for the human condition
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You’re a stage five dumbass.
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