the classic plot of your mate getting into a drunken bar fight and you being his emergency number so it's you who's gonna drag his ass home at 3:00 am despite your mum being against it
As an avid hozier listener, the amount of people (literally just 3 people) saying certain redacted pairings are his song ‘Too Sweet’ ticks me off just a teensy tiny bit so here are some songs from his discography that I think fit redacted pairings.
Angel/David - De Selby (Part 2)
Asher/Babe - Jackie and Wilson
Milo/Sweetheart - Moment’s Silence
Vincent/Lovely - Sunlight
Sam/Darlin’ - Work Song
Fredrick/Brighteyes - Abstract (Pyschopomp)
Porter/Treasure - Fare Well
Vega/Warden - Eat Your Young
Vega/Pet - NFWMB
Vega/Brachium - Take Me to Church
Avior/Starlight - Wasteland, Baby
Camelopardalis/His listeners - Unknown/Nth
Gavin/Freelancer - Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene