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#if homelessness was an ‘easy’ solve it would have been solved by now

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reblog this and tell me in the notes which book you've reread most in your life, pretty please!

#oh man #probably Anne of Green Gables #because I read it so much as a kid and have reread it many times through adulthood too

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its like you dont even want to sell your life to a corporation

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.

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once again why did we let masquerade balls and handwritten letters and heart lockets and daggers strapped to thighs go out of fashion

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

#watched this happen with a family member and yeeeeep it blows #but you do move on

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do not understand people who get bored of seeing common animals. understand even less when they act with annoyance or hostility just because they're common animals. a deer or a sparrow or a field mouse is like a sunset to me

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Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:

On-Going Project. Folders were empty.

Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.

Stuff. You are killing me smalls.

Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.

#‘unprocessed internal provenance’ just gave me a war flashback #we still have boxes of unorganized miscellany from the marketing department that we have to sort #and from past experience I know it’s gonna liquify my brain

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It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

#amen #whoever popularized open floor pans did not have a big family #in a big family open floor plans just mean ‘zero privacy for anyone and have fun hearing LITERALLY EVERYTHING everyone gets up to’

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stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

#‘the world is babbled to pieces after the divorce of things from their names’

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The Fellowship When I was a kid, my folks basically told me I was a hobbit. I cherish the memory of them reading all these books to me--and I turned around and read them to my little siblings and eventually to my partner! I've drawn and painted a lot for The Hobbit but never The Lord of the Rings, and this ECCC seemed like the right time to debut one!

#Lord of the Rings #I’m feeling the itch to reread LotR again….

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#beer on the sun for sure #although I half remember a Crow quote about a cheese grater that killed me when I heard it #gotta remember that quote…

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Nice consequences, did your actions pick them out for you ?