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DOCTOR BOA
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Never in my life have I seen a ratio like this
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Yeah man, can you imagine if over the last century the US had interfered in the democratic processes of Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, the Congo, the Dominican Republic, Guatemala, Guyana, Haiti, Honduras, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Italy, Lebanon, Nicaragua, Palestine, Panama, Russia, Syria, Venezuela,
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This Austrian Man Hasn’t Eaten Strudel In Over a Year; Here’s What It Did To His Body 
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ugh, ew, my discord girlfriend wanted to roleplay us having sex. i wanted us to roleplay wolves instead. Soooooo i figured that's as good a reason as ever to start cheating on her. not like she'll find out. even if she did, who would she tell? tumblr? heh.... nobody will listen to her. she has a callout.
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Hey, I’m a trans woman with an infant son, and I just lost my job. My wife doesn’t work so she can take care of him. I’m kinda losing my mind, and need help making sure we don’t end up on the street. Can you do the thing where you put my information out there? 
 paypal.me/feydcarr1
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Sometimes i need to pretend like I’m being held at gunpoint just to fold laundry
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ignoring the horrible fates of these pet monkeys (as is usually inevitable for all pet monkeys) this is maybe the funniest story ive ever heard
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Baby I’ll treat u right I’ll still be your mutual when our shared hyperfixations change
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I can do any of these when I am peeing if I concentrate
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One of the funniest things on the internet is on Wikipedia when they’re summarizing the plot of a movie or whatever and it mentions two characters having sex and it hyperlinks to the page on sexual intercourse. Like in case you didn’t know what that meant
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anyway shout out to the ao3 tagging systems for all the important ways you can engage with yourself 
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me walking to the white house to kill everyone inside
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has anyone drawn a shrimpgirl yet? like a catgirl but shrimp
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White Witch
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“Tem o que no mundo quando há tempo para ver?”
Aline Bei em “o peso do pássaro morto”
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