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just made my boyfriend listen to the private psychedelic reel he's a chem bros fan now

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will somebody wear me to the fairrr will a lady pin me in her shirt

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sleepy

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love putting applesauce in the freezer. love frozen applesauce

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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funny random thing but ive found that i can't listen to uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss by the bloodhound gang after 3pm or else i WILL be yelled at by somebody

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coming home from school just to pass out for like 5 hours is the best

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fabuloso is not a cleaner whatsoever y'all need to get some pine sol or something

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official do something crazy it's wednesday

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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i think all of my classmates are conspiring to beat me with hammers whenever i slightly contribute to their conversations

i hate talking because. it just like sounds like this y'know...and this is what. it sounds like. and i keep repeating myself for some reason sometimes exact sentences over. and then at the end of a sentence ill randomly start mumbling....and. its awful

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i hate talking because. it just like sounds like this y'know...and this is what. it sounds like. and i keep repeating myself for some reason sometimes exact sentences over. and then at the end of a sentence ill randomly start mumbling....and. its awful

#retard alert