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STAR TREK (1966–1969)
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For bonus points share one thing you wish would have happened in that extra season
Edit: So many comments about Prodigy not being on here! Well, I am a Prodigy fan too. But I left it off because last I heard Netflix picked it up. Now I don’t have faith it will happen, but nonetheless there is at least one more season planned and maybe more.
On the other hand, even though the last seasons of discovery & lower decks haven’t finished airing, they both have planned end dates.
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hey sorry but they goyified your inherently jewish written character. yea. yea no they tried catering to a wider audience. yea they made him scorf down a pile of bacon. i’m so sorry
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Every single star trek ending be like
Kirk: We've been... Kidnaped. Beaten. Stoned. Skinned. Fired upon. Raped. Murdered. Kirk: ... Kirk: Well that just happened, am I right boys, haha. Mr Spock! *gives him air kiss* hehe, alright mr Sulu warp factor three, steady as she goes.
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S3E17: That Which Survives ⋆.˚ ✧ · ˚⊹ .
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i could never live on a starfleet ship cause I'd know some cunt in security is reading through all my search queries Alien Penis alien penis comparison alien penis chart penises throughout the galaxy penis in every language what species are sexually compatible with humans what species can humans SAFELY uave sex with sex sent me to the sickbay season 78 alpha quadrant penis tour what species has the most penises and that's how far I'd get before they overrode the security lock on my quarters and broke in and killed me for being academically curious
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you mean that you ah talkin about biology? that is, to say, the uh reproduction? of... vulcans?
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star trek where everything is the same except jim is benoit blanc
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(gordon ramsay on star trek) oh what the hell? the gagh is fucking dead! look at this! it’s not moving. it’s feasting with its fucking ancestors in sto’vo’kor! excuse me, darling, how fresh is this gagh? they’re what? fucking hell. thank you. my god, it’s fucking replicated. wow, fuck me.
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i do think medical & sciences should have different shirt colors. after you've been attacked by sentient plants or the hull has been breached by klingons or a malevolent space cloud has incapacitated the bridge crew, i think you'd want to be able to tell immediately if you're running towards a doctor or a geologist. design flaw
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I’m sorry but are you kidding me? The LOOKS kirk and spock give each other at the end of dagger of the mind in s1?! are you for real?? jim’s just revealed he could understand dying of loneliness since he’d felt the emptying effects of the neural neutralizer and the FIRST PERSON HE LOOKS AT AFTER HE SAYS IT IS SPOCK?! this “unfeeling” Vulcan who immediately makes him smile and reminds him he won’t be subjected to the same fate?! they’re not even hiding it y’all. like…who ALLOWED this to be made?! I am going feral, absolutely feral
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spock you did shrooms like at least once
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Mr Spock
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