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is wet&wild liquid eyeliner part of the male dungeongoer starter kit or something

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so. moving is going great

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teal, ring tail lemurs, cookie dough :D

tags (if you wish): @mxkn @spidervision @rye-in-a-coat @fridayyy-13th @insectsinthestars @utterly-disappointed

A person's favorite color, favorite animal, and favorite flavor of ice cream can say a lot about them when considering the answers as a whole. Some prime examples I've heard are:

~ Silver, Artic Wolf, and Mint Chocolate Chip.

~ Pink/Yellow, Putu Bird, and Cotton Candy.

~ Light Brown, Tree Kangaroo, and Rum Raisin.

~ Green, Pig, and Cookie Dough.

Mine are:

~ Burgundy, Fox, and Moose Tracks.

Tag some friends and get a sense of who they are! :)

@notable-bumblr @persistentchaos @enterfandomreference @valerietompson @paper-crowns-and-tiaras @ironxprince @acecuddle @angst-dealer @hey-you-i-just

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ty for the tag!! 🫶

the real answer is anything i’ve ever been remotely interested in but i’d say specifically:

1. jujutsu kaisen

2. good omens

3. tma

4. coraline

5. classical myth (esp greek and roman)

tags: @mxkn @fridayyy-13th @rye-in-a-coat @floofdust @spidervision @jaypostssometimes @genderlessandhorny @rotten-milk-and-honey

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

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I can’t stop watching it.

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Running in the snow

#so silly

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

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i saw your art on twitter, it's very good but the fact you have minors following you while you draw literal witches ("creatures" practicing m*gic) is REALLY iffy

it's over. 17th century puritan philip wittebane has found my tumblr at last. sorry i failed you general

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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

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i made my bed today i’m soooo productive *twirls hair*

#i’m actually just gonna go kaboom and it’ll all be done w #i hate deadlines #i hate that i work so bad to deadlines #i need to function #emptymilk thinks

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4 days until wet rat wednesday

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i have maybe the worst type of cuteness aggression about fiction characters that im attracted to

#has anyone said will and hannibal yet #this is real

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it's so counterintuitive that you can get so stressed about needing to do stuff that it makes you unable to do stuff

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Gay people can never flirt normally it's always gotta be 'I'm glad you're not floating in the middle of the Pacific ocean' or some shit like that

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I don't care what your sexuality is if we start doing kiss marry kill or smash or pass for people of a gender you're not actually attracted to you can have some gosh darn imagination. Make a choice. Pick. Imagine. Open your mind to creativity.