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empressdad · 22 hours
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i know the sane assumption is that aventurine was hallucinating but i dont know. something about a baby running around the dreamscape is funny.
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empressdad · 22 hours
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why are people so mean to steampunk. what did steampunk do to you. are you too good for cogs? too good for goggles and a top hat? hmm??? bitch
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empressdad · 22 hours
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22. 1941
Crowley's gonna need some of that Pink Elephant Juice to cope with Bambi
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empressdad · 22 hours
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empressdad · 22 hours
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Who can you trust in this shattering dream?
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empressdad · 22 hours
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I hate that when I'm bot hunting I have to try and decide if something is a bot or if it's a proud asexual trans woman posting a selfie :( stupid bots ruining everything
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empressdad · 22 hours
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Four years ago, my parents told me I shouldn't be open about my sexuality because I would be judged.
Next week, I'm promposing to the girl I like (she's already agreed to go with me, I just want to do something silly).
Queer joy does exist.
Young queer people, you will find your happiness some day. I believe in you.
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empressdad · 22 hours
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All for the modest price of a brother and sister’s mild grief
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empressdad · 1 day
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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!
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empressdad · 1 day
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*at a conservative family outing only my mother knows I’m asexual* 
Me: So, yeah, I’m going to this event— 
Little cousin: Ooh which boy are you going with?
Me: *slowly starts grinning* 
Mother: *mouths* Don’t 
Me: *clears throat and slaps palm on table* Well, I’m too queer to go with a boy 
Me: One could say that I… ace at being queer
Mother: *long suffering sigh* 
Little cousin: Wait, queer like strange?
Me: Yes, that too 
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empressdad · 1 day
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Looking for a perfect label is okay
Using a label that is not perfect is okay
Not using any label is also okay
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empressdad · 1 day
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empressdad · 1 day
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A recent cartoon for New Scientist. Many more here.
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empressdad · 5 days
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did other aroaces ask their friends constantly what crushes and love were? or was that the autism.
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empressdad · 5 days
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the art quirk
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empressdad · 5 days
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it's been nice knowing you all
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empressdad · 5 days
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Done with bot hunting for now.
Need some rest. If you encounter any bots while I'm asleep, please bomb them out of existence.
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