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bye me from like 9 months ago, you did well babe

current crisis: wanting to make smaus but not knowing what apps to use bc social dummy isnt available and im crying in agony

#PLSSSSS #I CRAWLED #I DIDNT KNOW WHAG FO DO

[empathum]

fbi open up // my hero academia (social media au) [completed]

amongst search histories and private youtube videos

bakugo katsuki x fem!reader

genre: university/college au, fluff, crack, angst

warnings: swearing, sexual themes, adult stuff in general, jokes about dying, bakugo, slow burn, violence

disc: all pictures i used were found on pinterest and belong to their respective artists! i’ve only watermarked edits i’ve made!

taglist closed! thank you for your interest ;3

part one: todoroki shoto step on me

part two: squash me with your biceps

part three: this isn't about you anymore

part four: you can't threaten me with a good time

part five: we don't ice our drinks like pussies

part six: say sike rn

part seven: they're not so nice anymore

part eight: i'll do anything for a spicy man

part nine: payback for puking on my shoes

part ten: teasing AND threatening

part eleven: i'll cut you

part twelve: how is he hotter when i'm sober

part thirteen: like some eboy

part fourteen: i don't really care if you're into turtle porn

part fifteen: "what i want shinsou hitoshi for"

part sixteen: bakugo this is not a drill

part seventeen: everybody press the red button

part eighteen: please put the baby aside

part nineteen: you're a menace to society, cupcake

part twenty: i haven't invited you yet babe

part twenty-one: oh

part twenty-two: you don't mean anything to me

part twenty-three: can't a girl crave some ramen

part twenty-four: being a bitch for bitch's sake

part twenty-five: hiding in your room like pussies

part twenty-six: what, no cupcake?

part twenty-seven: i'll break all your teeth

part twenty-eight: i’m not whipped

part twenty-nine: it’s not very baby of you

part thirty: be my girlfriend

part thirty-one: who do you want?

part thirty-two: he says he doesn’t care

part thirty-three: a knife in my bedside drawer

part thirty-four: bubbly fun wheat juice

part thirty-five: can't cut carrots for shit though

part thirty-six: i'm going on a bird hunt

part thirty-seven: get in line bakuhoe (written)

part thirty-eight: don't be the dumbass now, love

part thirty-nine: i think my boyfriend's been kidnapped

bonus part forty: love you too babe

afterword

thanks for reading!

main masterlist

#[ 📱 ] smausilike

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Summary: Seven years ago you moved to the Hyōgo prefecture, met two demon twins, and regretted every decision you made since. Osamu and Atsumu aren’t going away no matter how much you beg. Maybe, giving in and being their manager will finally shut them up….

Warnings: Some language, manga spoilers. 

Chapter List:

“Shut up and I’ll do it.”

“Wow, you’re kinda smart.”

“I’m already regretting this.”

“Who’s Hinata?”

“You’re so lame.”

“I need your help.”

“Watch me, sweetheart.”

“You don’t need to be alone.”

“Don’t mess this up.” 

“I like ‘Samu better than you, anyway.” 

“Keep me out of it.” 

“Can I call you babe?” 

“Tell me again.” 

Bonus

#[ 📱 ] smausilike

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YOU SUCK AT GAMING

— You’re a YouTuber known for your chaotic yet wholesome content and Shinsou is a gamer who keeps getting accused of being an eboy. One day you upload a video trying your hand at gaming and Shinsou tweets out about how much you suck.

pairing: shinsou hitoshi x fem!reader

genre: youtube au, crack, humor, fluff

status: completed

asks: 👾 | memes: 🤡 

warnings: mentions of alcohol and weed, sexual references/humor, toxic past relationships!! (mainly crack/fluff, but contains mature themes and suggestive content; 16+!)  

a/n: eboy!gamer!shinsou is finally here and I’M SO HYPED AHHHH,, beware: this social media au contains dumb gaming references, an overuse of memes and emojis, and big crackhead energy. i really hope y’all enjoy!! xx sof

introductions

🎮 part one - so i’m a gamer now…

Keep reading

#[ 📱 ] smausilike

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NUMBER NEIGHBOR

— In which Bakugou Katsuki is a grumpy and sarcastic college student just trying to get his degree and you are his bubbly number neighbor who is determined to become his new “bestie.”

pairing: bakugou katsuki x f!reader

genre: college au, crack, humor, fluff

status: completed

updates: mwf @ 8/9pm pacific time

asks: 💫

a/n: this is my first social media au and i’m super excited for it!! pls enjoy grumpy grump’s world getting turned upside down when bubbly crackhead y/n messages him ;) [p.s. dates/times don’t matter unless stated!]

introductions

📞 part one - grow like a fungus

Keep reading

#[ 📱 ] smausilike

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instant boyfriend | suna x reader

“What the fuck! How did he come out of my phone?!”

“I don’t fucking know! I just clicked agree in the terms and conditions!”

“You suggested this, bitchass!”

“I just saw it and thought it was interesting! I didn’t fucking know a person would come out!”

summary: Y/N has always been known for being shameless, single, and eccentric. when her friend, oikawa, discovers an app for finding a boyfriend, it seemed as if all her problems vanished—but here’s the gist; her boyfriend is a robot? yet human at the same time? kinda?

pairing: suna rintaro x f!reader

genre: fluff, comedy, and angst

profiles:

worms for brains | about the app | model rintarobot

— THANK YOU FOR DOWNLOADING INSTANT BOYFRIEND!

↻ LOADING NECESSARY DATA…

➪ 001 / i have a solution

➪ 002 / try it

➪ 003 / rintarobot

➪ 004 / social experiment

➪ 005 / truthful

➪ 006 / beautiful

➪ 007 / zumba!

ㅤ❥ SPECIAL CHAPTER: zumba time!

➪ 008 / pussy ≠ pudding

➪ 009 / can i vent?

➪ 010 / feels human?

➪ 011 / desperate

➪ 012 / best friend

➪ 013 / love

➪ 014 / #TAKAHINSECT

➪ 015 / new update!

➪ 016 / songs

➪ 017 / life is not swag

➪ 018 / waterproof

➪ 019 / glitch

➪ 020 / inaccessible

➪ 021 / i love you

➪ 022 / time is endless

➪ 023 / cheaper

➪ 024 / change

➪ 025 / terms and conditions

ㅤ❥ SPECIAL CHAPTER: pasta and milkshake

➪ epilogue

ㅤ❥ SPECIAL CHAPTER: wedding gift wish

✓ FINISHED LOADING DATA.

THIS STORY IS INSPIRED BY THE BOYFRIEND APP OF grvngekid ON WATTPAD!

READ SPIN-OFF SMAU: Network Love

TAGLIST IS CLOSED!

#[ 📱 ] smausilike

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Summary: Sakusa Kiyoomi tended to avoid a number of things: germs, crowds, his teammates, and interviews. He preferred his life out of the limelight. When rumors spring up about his love life, keeping his fiancée a secret becomes a whole lot harder.

Chapter List

The Snake Den 

MSBY Black Jackals

Return to Tokyo

The Game

Post Match Interviews || Extra

A Late Night Encounter || Atsumu

Drinks with the Boys

Spring Qualifiers

Tokyo Rematch

Sponsors and Fangirls || Extra

Musubi Tower

Gold Digger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

If She Had to Pick

The Final Game

BONUS: Paranoia || Kiyoto

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#[ 📱 ] smausilike

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the love club — miya atsumu

— IN WHICH atsumu miya finds himself getting love advice from a popular instagram hotline after getting dumped on his one-year anniversary. it just so happens that you’re the one having to deal with his bullshit

taglist: (closed)

a/n: i cant believe many people actually liked number neighbor so here’s another smau! i always wanted to do a hotline plot but i feel like it’s been overdone esp in smau, but fuck it imma do it anyway ✋🏻😌

pairing: atsumu x f!reader

genre/s: social media au, enemies to lovers, fluff, crack, angst

warning/s: lots of swearing, suggestive themes, pretty cringey ngl

CHAPTERS

zero — introduction

one — lemon macarons

two — lose some

three — welcome to the love club

four — close calls

five — lose some more

six — a different approach

seven — tag along

eight — since when?

nine — moon, 1:04am

ten — eye for an eye (wc)

eleven — can i call you tonight?

twelve — simp card

thirteen — cafe nights

fourteen — to late night travels (wc)

fifteen — twitter do your thing

sixteen — asking for a friend (wc)

seventeen — just the two of us

eighteen — an opposite date

nineteen — remember me?

twenty — red flags

twenty one — temporary nothing (wc)

twenty two — oil on water

twenty three — the fox and the owl

twenty four — growing pains

twenty five — catch-22

twenty six — the spectacular now

#[ 📱 ] smausilike

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swipe left! ; smau // mlist

suna rintarou x y/n l/n

where suna and y/n both coincidentally at the same time makes a bet. both of which relates to them having a date, where’s a better place to find that someone than a dating app online?

taglist: closed <3

genre: crack, fluff, fem!reader

warnings: cursing

profiles

chapters

♥︎1 should’ve been flower girl

♡︎2 try me btch

♥︎3 suna’s type

♡︎4 semi-chan

♥︎5 monthly supply of chuppets

♡︎6 meant to be— not

♥︎7 my mom told me i’m american

♡︎8 sorry i couldn’t ruin your throat

♥︎9 ability: teleporter

♡︎10 yellow and grey garbage can

♥︎11 i’m posh like that

♡︎12 let me treat you right

♥︎13 i hate her

♡14 ︎angel in disguise

♥︎15 toxic s.o

♡16 *confused screaming*

♥︎17 x boba store

♡︎18 firework haired bitch

♥︎19 reminders

♡︎20 send memes to your s.o

♥︎21 skate park

♡︎22 the s in semi stand for slander

♥︎23 have a break have a kit kat

♡︎24 ushi sheiten tomu

♥︎25 rinta-no

♡︎26 you ever watched finding dory?

♥︎27 confession room

♡︎28 into you

♥︎29 official

♡︎30 officialer

end

#[ 📱 ] smausilike

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BE MINE

a shikanoin heizou smau

shikanoin heizou; the top student of teyvat university's criminology major, a member of the student body organization, and the drummer of an infamous band called "6reeze" is head over heels for you—a burnt out chemical engineering major who's socially awkward.

pairing: shikanoin heizou x fem!reader

genre: university au. smau. fluff. crack. light angst.

tropes: nerd x jock(?). strangers to lovers. mutual pining.

status: coming soon.

taglist: comment only on this post to be added.

PROFILES:

overworked bunch

the rizzlers

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

ch. 1 — chaotic energy

ch. 2 — stand 6reeze

ch. 3 — tba

note: very and i mean very VERY self indulgent. inconsistent update. idk man i just wanna write something about heizou.

#[ 📱 ] smausilike

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that's a wrap! — 🎬 [scaramouche x fem!reader]

rising actor and well-known rapper, kunikuzushi opens up about his love life during an interview with the yae publishing house! the young actor revealed that his dedication to his role as the second male lead made him break things off with his girlfriend! read more to find out here.

genres. modern au, romance, comedy, angst, exes to lovers, kuni is a celebrity, socmed + narrations

status. on-going [05.13.23]

taglist. open, reply to this post if you want to be added.

notes.

will be using fem pronouns for the reader!

inconsistent updates

grammatical and typographical errors

the idols/pictures used are only faceclaims and serves as placeholders. they do not define the look of the reader or the characters in any way

do not mind the timestamps unless stated otherwise

TRAILERS —

teaser 1

teaser 2

STARRING —

anemo

anti-anemo /hj

EPISODES —

one

two

three

four

five

six

seven

eight

nine

ten

tba

EXTRAS —

random anemo tweets

tba

TAGLIST — (usernames that aren't highlighted couldn't be tagged. please check your settings!)

@aemiko @the-frogs-go-moo @arrowximpack @thenightsflower @the-ghost-0f-t0m0 @kichiyoshi @zyilas @yae-raidenmyloves @kiyomi-hoku @pooonyo @user11918163805279 @dollpoetwriting @moon-320 @selahsunshhine @lxkeeeee @alatusorrow @kaocia @ghostlysyntaxed @ciwzing @coquettemaiden @thenyxsky @kunitaro @nataliahemsworth @dazaisboner @d4y-dr3am3r @borayoora @sagegreenthinks @yukiipc @xoyumiqls @sakiimeo @xiaossocksniffer @kunikuzushisbeloved

#[ 📱 ] smausilike

[empathum]

no one talk 2 me omg i cant stop thinking abt sae itoshi like doing domestic stuff w him like moving in a new apartment together and decorating and painting and cooking with him and everything

#blue lock has been consuming me for weeks now #might write a fic soon but like also michael kaiser <3

[empathum]

and if, in love sick, [name]'s friends r newjeans cuz idk who to put as her friends hakhakhak

#im coming out from my cave

[empathum]

cries in i want to buy hq vol 3 and i have the money but i also want to buy clothes that are the same amount but then i also want to save up.

#i need a job #i need money #should i open commissions xoxo

[empathum]

i want to play genshin so bad like i know the characs cuz i read their goddamn fics (who reads fics abt fandoms they arent in? ME) but i feel like im missing so much and i suck at games and suck with commitment even more i just want the LORE

#genshin #genshin impact #someone teach me how to play #actually no someone tell me how to play it #ive been reading these fics like what the fuck is a fatui #i still read them cuz genshin impact writers/creators r godsend idc

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academic rivals to lovers when one of them has been in love with the other for years BUT treats them as an actual rival>>>>

#academic rivals #academic rivals to lovers #i love reading abt rivalry #and when they absolutely RELISH when the other is annoyed

[empathum]

starstruck was the awakening of my celebrity romance loving self

#starstruck #disney #celebrity au