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I made something

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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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I’m still dying at Anya saying “oh sorry, but I’m actually so cute that I’ve never pooped in my life :)”

#she’s so me #such a star #spy x family code white

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I am soooo close to finishing Emma’s pov of this chapter and unfortunately everyone I have been consuming shojosei so my dialogue and emotional damage abilities have leveled up :)

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does anyone understand my curse

#kicking pages and pages of eema under the table

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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went for a walk in the sunshine and ate both veggies and protein for lunch that should be enough Health to last a year

#gonna just have to get back into daily walks and such for now because there are a few expenses i need to cross off my list #before i sign up for this gym i want to try #they have barre and kickboxing and cycling and Pilates so i won’t get bored and it’s not far from home or work #it is however a little pricey… might ask for a membership for my birthday #my image-obsessed mom and grandma would be So ExCiTeD i want a gym membership so.

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

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i love dropping my pen putting my glasses on my desk and rubbing my face like an exhausted divorced academic in the 1980s who is greying and sexily tousled and has been up for hours digging through the yellowed pages of old obscure treatises about etruscan pots

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a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file

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fixed Vi’s face to be a little closer to her canon design

hello I’ve been working on a little rayvio thingy do ya’ll wanna see

#rare pair shipping is a full time job i have to do everything around here #making this for me and the like.. 4 other people in the world who will enjoy it #but trust me i am COOKING #Nikki draws #yeah you can always count on me to bring the side profiles. god i love em #rayvio #vioray

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the cycle of death and rebirth and eternal suffering

#ouch ouch ouch #chainsaw man #denji hayakawa

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Suzanne Rivecca, Ugly Bitter and True

#oh.

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received an email from the bank like “isn’t great that with our New! Overdraft Grace Period we didn’t charge you $36 for the three hours your account was overdrawn by $.96??? we’re Your bank and you love ussss we know you do”

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Ay yes the Asa and Denji save cycle

#oh shit oh fuck #chainsaw man #asaden