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*zap*

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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a fujoshi will always have 2 men to mash together while a himejoshi must find yuri in the way the wind blows through a field of grass

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ELON MUSK'S GRAND PLAN FOR TWITTER

Buy it for billions of dollars

Be so surrounded by crypto and NFT shills and yes men that you start to see Twitter's ordinary users as the real bots

Scrap the site's pre-existing bot programs bc you were mad a report showed that the site didn't have as much of a bot problem as you thought

Make impersonation trivial, and let everyone who pays you $5 have all their tweets boosted no matter what

Make the site a barely functional husk run by a skeleton crew and reduce moderation in the name of free speech

Have your site flooded with bots, impersonators, and spam

???

Make them pay you $1 as a effort to fix spam, even though most of them already paid $5 for the checkmark that incentivized them to spam

Genius. The real Tony Stark. A pioneer on par with the Wright brothers and Zefram Cochrane. Where do I sign up for my One-Way Ticket to Mars NFT

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I love this

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yes

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people see that scene and say 'no shuro is in the right actually because cultural differences' okay have you considered that the way he treats laios makes me want him dead and if someone treated me like that irl i would want them dead

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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

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people should give me money so i can get more tattoos and look hotter and sexier

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

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Sorry I haven’t made a good oc post in awhile. I have about one profound thought a week, the rest of the time I’m consumed with gender crisis and lesbian yearning.

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi: