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oh no i open tumblr for a second and i can already tell something happened and i missed it

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we truly have a unique situation with cockles and these actors shipping themselves and making destiel about cockles unprompted but also one of them has come out as bi and then straight but no that doesn't mean he'll stop making jokes about any of this or act any less gay. yes the other guy was weird about destiel at first and now he writes songs about it. he's mostly cool about it now. don't ask him about his dad. this is impossible to explain to outsiders

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CAS IS GONE AND DEAN SUDDENLY WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF??? A THING WHICH THEY EXPLICITLY STATE IN THE EPISODE??? THAT DEAN WANTS TO DIE?? AND THEN HE FINDS OUT CAS IS BACK AND ITS LIKE THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD IS MADE OF SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS?? THEY ALMOST ROMEO AND JULIETED THESE BITCHES!!! CAS WAS ALREADY ALIVE AGAIN. DEAN FINDS OUT WITHIN AN HOUR OF GETTING REVIVED AGAINST HIS WILL????

THEY ALMOST ROMEO AND JULIETED DEAN AND CAS ARE YOU FUCKING ME???

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does anyone know what you’re supposed to do after graduating college

#Join a cult

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Fandom: God there’s like NO content anymore. I wish we could get more art and fanfics :(((

Someone: Hey, I can’t draw anything digitally, because I can’t afford a tablet, but here’s a pen on paper drawing that I spent a lot of time and hard work on. Also, I took a shot at my first fanfic and I’d really like some feedback or at least some kudos if you enjoyed it :)

Fandom: Oh... yeah sorry no... not you. We actually meant writers that are already well known and popular to produce MORE content... I mean, if a popular blog shares your work then maybe. And we don’t really like pen to paper art. We just don’t think it’s professional or even looks good :/

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the fucking sniper is dead and misha is free and im afraid

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#Being a clone means I'm so awesome they needed to create more of me #So yeah #Feed my ego

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By some chance of magic Dean is put in a room of everyone who wants to sleep with him and yeah yeah castiel and crowley and Benny but in the room Dean sees himself and has a panic of the ego until it is revealed that it is in fact Jensen Ackles

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nice and easy, brother.

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Castiel looking at Dean at 29 angry and mistrustful and at 32 looking at him with hurt and betrayal in his eyes and at 34 covered in blood and at 36 with demon eyes and at 40 in a cowboy getup and at 42 and at 63 and at 70 and at 97 and every single time he thinks still beautiful. Still Dean Winchester.

#I really need to know how do you people age #Like dude wdym more gray? He's 45! #Like is it stress generated? #Cuz I'm used to my parents being 50 and not getting gray hair #My dad didn't start to get them properly til 53 #His mom was all white hair cuz she would dye it #My other grandma is 83 and still has some black hair #Am I the anomaly?

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I’m at 5 what about you?

#I hate ranch #Allergic to grapes (but if it's on pie...) #Raw fish is like that thing I want #but I know I can't have

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Parents that downsize/move when their kids go to college to discourage them from moving back in. John Winchester getting a two-seater pickup truck after Sam went to Stanford and giving the Impala to Dean. Much to consider.

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That went places I wasn't expecting

The European mind cannot comprehend what it was like to be a person who'd only had Hershey bullshit chocolate my entire life and then have European chocolate for the very first time and it made me realize why people were acting like that in the Willy Wonka movies

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Transcript for Quackity's recent stream

[Quackity start talking around 1:03 in, but before he speaks you can hear him breathe and sniffle a little]

Quackity: Hello everyone, uh…uh, I'm just waiting for enough people to get here. This is a very important stream. So I'm just going to wait a little bit.

Quackity: Um…[sharp intake of breath] Hello! I hope everyone is having a good night. I'm doing an urgent stream. Only to keep everyone updated on everything that's happening.

Quackity: I wanna apologise for this scuffed stream. I'm not on any of my set-ups right now, I wasn't expecting to stream right now so I don't even have a camera. But I wanna to let everyone know, that I've been out and I'm catching up on a lot of matters right now…

Quackity: Including a statement, that was just now, made without my approval.

Quackity: I've been notified, about an ongoing situation regarding Quackity Studios and I want to address it. Please bear with me as I'm barely catching up on a lot of these matters.

[He sniffles again]

Quackity: One gathering is that volunteers for Quackity Studios: are not being paid and are being given too many hours of activities.

Quackity: I wanna let everyone know that I was aware of a voluntary position, and I was under the assumption that there was a process volunteers would go through, to integrate themselves to the team with a fully paying job. What I was not aware of, is to what extent and conditions were being required from the volunteers.

Quackity: And I wanna thank everyone who brought this to my attention, because it is very clear to me that I need a much deeper involvement in the administrative part of my team. Something I have not been very involved with recently.

Quackity: I'm gonna perform a deep investigation, personally, on this matter as to see exactly what's happening. But one thing is very clear to me.

Quackity: There are going to be very drastic changes in QSMP moving forward. From the administrative perspective, and from the creative perspective as well.

Quackity: My responsibility relies on knowing what is happening in the project I am running. And for not being more involved? I want to deeply apologise. This should have never happened, and I am extremely disappointed.

Quackity: From here on out, I wanna make one thing clear: Everybody involved in Quackity Studios will be paid. And if at any point my own funds are not sufficient enough to pay workers or maintain the project? Then the QSMP cannot continue and it will close down. That's how committed I am to this project.

Quackity: So I wanted to make that extremely, extremely clear as to where I stand on this.

[Quackity in the next line sounds choked up]

Quackity: And this…n-next topic is very difficult for me to process, and it's an extremely sensitive thing, and I was waiting for the correct time for me but…that can wait, no longer. And I need to let everyone know that Wilbur is no longer a part of the QSMP.

Quackity: Lastly, I wanna thank everyone for their patience. This…year…has been very turbulent…for me. And I'm going to be very open; it's been one of the saddest years of my life.

Quackity: I'm trying to move forward and give everyone the best version of myself, and I'm very, very sorry if I've disappointed you.

Quackity: But…nonetheless, I gotta keep moving forward and I'm gonna keep working hard and I'm going to do what's right. And I wanna make this very clear.

Quackity: So thank you everyone. And um, yeah, I hope everyone has a good night. Thank you.

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This guy needs compensation for all the men after his husband

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(to the guy whos about to kill me) do you like men